Whats Logikz Done Now?

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This is a legendary photo of Logikz' father looking sternly down at him as a young boy. In this thread we caption what his father is saying to a pissypants Karl

 

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AEHAEHAEHHAEAEHAEHAEH so the time my father discovered my butterfly knife in my pockets when he had the year previously found my switchblades in france and given me a bollocking so cosmic i couldnt possibly describe the magnitude, i wonder sometimes what the hell he was trying to do, the time he found my butterfly knife and asked me to empty out my pockets on the table, reducing me to a shivering wreck. got a few cuffs, excused myself to the bathroom and hung the butterfly in my drawers, came back and it fell down my pant leg, so now its poking out next to my foot as i put cigarettes, a lighter and a picture of myself on the table. which my father strangely enough accepted and said ok fine, we are late for the stone masons autumn meet and greet. i cleaned up, pocketed the blade and hopped along.

really i should have stabbed him to death and played in his fucking disgusting whoremonger blood right then and there. to be dead all your life and not even know it.
 

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SO THIS WHOLE TIME YOU HAVE BEEN TELLING ME YOU HAVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH WOODEN SHOES

IS ACUALLY HERON
 

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ARK :mad:

but you cant live forever, can you "father". you are not my father. thunder and blizzard winds, the north waves and the granite of the northlands is my father.

and the sun will lose its shine, the forrest turn into a bird, the mountain fall like ice in spring, before i see anything else.
 

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oh yeah, thats hardly a secret though, is it? my wooden shoe is heron, and has always been. that and wolves of blood and iron, deceit, and a little twist of cain from below.
 

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holy shit croog, did i tell you about the swan slaughter story? or is that a reference to something else?
 
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