What would you do with a million pounds?

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  1. Dave Dexcell

    Dave Dexcell Dexcell

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    First thing i would do is take my misses out for a EXPENSIVE meal!
    then buy a cushty 2bedroom flat.
    then sound proof the spare room
    then obviously kit up my studio

    then release all our tunes on plastic!!
    then invest in something to keep the money flowing! not sure what?
     
  2. junglist#1

    junglist#1 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    id give it charity and wank over how generous i am
     
  3. Dave Dexcell

    Dave Dexcell Dexcell

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    you in a pageant contest lol
     
  4. junglist#1

    junglist#1 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    no i just like to wank
     
  5. safety

    safety double safety

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    i'd cum on a fifty pound note and slap a copper in the face with it
     
  6. Dave Dexcell

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    haha so effectively your spunkin a mill in one sitting lol
     
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    junglist#1 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    id kill people and get away with it
     
  8. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    Try the self reach-around and cup, good shit.

    With a million pounds I would build a nice house, buy a Nissan Skyline R34 and then invest the rest wisely in new technologies/companies etc.
     
  9. Facepalm

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    not be stupid with it
     
  10. subprime

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    quit my job. Start my own shit tv show called 'Who wants to fuck a millionaire'
     
  11. Dave Dexcell

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    thats a dam good idea man! could be on a porn channel!!

    send that shit to hugh lol
     
  12. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    buy a million lottery tickets.
     
  13. Dave Dexcell

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    good idea!

    you would be gutted if u didn't win tho lol
     
  14. Lunos

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    put 500,000 in the bank and get like 10,000 a year interest.

    buy a nightclub and start booking some badmans ya hear.
     
  15. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Id buy a zoo, have a weekly fight night, like an emu vs a kangaroo
    or a hippo vs a rhino or a royal rumble with a medley of monkey types, maybe employ Dan M to wager the fights in a tutu.

    Proceeds go to r.s.p.c.a
     
  16. Dave Dexcell

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    Ive always sed id hire a load of top dj's n Mc's for a birthday bash jus for me.
     
  18. Dave Dexcell

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    who would you have? or is that a stupid question lol
     
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    I'd covert it to american currency and end up with 1,658,210 US Dollars...:clown:
     
  20. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    buy loadsa crack!:D