What would you do for a grand?

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  1. Monkey spasm

    Monkey spasm Member

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    I'd suck off a dog whilst looking my dad deep in the eyes. What would you you do for a grand? Discuss.

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    In b4 i'd suck off my dad whilst looking my dog deep in the eyes.
     
  2. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    that's a bit extreme for just a grand. you are ether a truly sick sick fuck or you are desperate for a grand.....

    would take a fuck load more than a grand for me to even consider popping a dogs cock in my mouth....

    i wouldn't do much for a grand personally. maybe lick somebodies feet....or smoke something disgusting. dogs cocks tho mate....thats a bit fucking extreme for a measly grand...

    as you can tell i'm finding it hard to understand the logic behind your choice to suck off a dogs cock for the tiny sum of 1000 engish pounds sterling.


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    seriously......dogs cock....for a grand.....my head hurts.....
     
  3. Monkey spasm

    Monkey spasm Member

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    That dogs sexy, he in a relationship?

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    Also, you seem to have something against dogs. Would you prefer a horse cock?
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Take your mother to a nice seafood restaurant, then never call her again.
     
  5. Monkey spasm

    Monkey spasm Member

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    She'd like that...Although you'd have to dig her up first. You could make use of that bucket and spade you use for grooming kiddie winkles at the beach.
     
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  6. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    i have nothing against dogs mate.....unlike you...i dont have a order from a judge to be kept away from them.......

    and nah i wouldn't prefer a horses cock.

    plus i dont think dogs have relationships like us humans do dude...i think they only have sex to procreate....

    you have some serious issues my friend!
     
  7. motion audio

    motion audio Active Member

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    You must really want a grand...
     
  8. Monkey spasm

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    Or a dogs cock....
     
  9. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    for a grand would you drink your dads piss in front of your whole family whilst gently tossing off a goat then declare your love for said beast

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    oh yeah and glad to see u made the thread :)
     
  10. Monkey spasm

    Monkey spasm Member

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    Yeah, lotta hatin though. Replace that goat for a dog = win.
     
  11. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    eat a cake..

    £1k well made.
     
  12. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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  13. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    dress up as chewbacca and fight nazis, while riding an oversized squirrel.
     
  14. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    if ur serious i'm sure we can all pitch in a get u £1000
    all u have to do is take snaps of u a above mentioned k9 getting fresh so we can post them all over the net so you'll be forever know as "that guy that sucks dogs cocks 4 money"
     
  15. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    I'm with Fran. I wouldn't go too above and beyond in order to get 1,000. Maybe stick my dick inna muffler. Or beat up a bunch of emo kids. Or wear a tracksuit. Or stare at John B's dick. Or go back in time and just make as much money as possible ;)
     
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  16. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    I'd pay you to never make another thread on this forum again
     
  17. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    lol, thread related talks
     
  18. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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  19. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    what id do is fuck all for a month maybe 2 wen i was signed on here thats a grand rite there

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    I'd pay you to never make another post on this forum again
     
  20. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    hysterical