What would you do for a grand?

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I'd suck off a dog whilst looking my dad deep in the eyes. What would you you do for a grand? Discuss.

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In b4 i'd suck off my dad whilst looking my dog deep in the eyes.
 

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I'd suck off a dog whilst looking my dad deep in the eyes. What would you you do for a grand? Discuss.
that's a bit extreme for just a grand. you are ether a truly sick sick fuck or you are desperate for a grand.....

would take a fuck load more than a grand for me to even consider popping a dogs cock in my mouth....

i wouldn't do much for a grand personally. maybe lick somebodies feet....or smoke something disgusting. dogs cocks tho mate....thats a bit fucking extreme for a measly grand...

as you can tell i'm finding it hard to understand the logic behind your choice to suck off a dogs cock for the tiny sum of 1000 engish pounds sterling.





seriously......dogs cock....for a grand.....my head hurts.....
 
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That dogs sexy, he in a relationship?

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Also, you seem to have something against dogs. Would you prefer a horse cock?
 

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That dogs sexy, he in a relationship?

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Also, you seem to have something against dogs. Would you prefer a horse cock?
i have nothing against dogs mate.....unlike you...i dont have a order from a judge to be kept away from them.......

and nah i wouldn't prefer a horses cock.

plus i dont think dogs have relationships like us humans do dude...i think they only have sex to procreate....

you have some serious issues my friend!
 

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for a grand would you drink your dads piss in front of your whole family whilst gently tossing off a goat then declare your love for said beast

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oh yeah and glad to see u made the thread :)
 

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if ur serious i'm sure we can all pitch in a get u £1000
all u have to do is take snaps of u a above mentioned k9 getting fresh so we can post them all over the net so you'll be forever know as "that guy that sucks dogs cocks 4 money"
 

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I'm with Fran. I wouldn't go too above and beyond in order to get 1,000. Maybe stick my dick inna muffler. Or beat up a bunch of emo kids. Or wear a tracksuit. Or stare at John B's dick. Or go back in time and just make as much money as possible ;)
 
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I'd suck off a dog whilst looking my dad deep in the eyes. What would you you do for a grand? Discuss.

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In b4 i'd suck off my dad whilst looking my dog deep in the eyes.
I'd pay you to never make another thread on this forum again
 

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I with Fran. I wouldn't go too above and beyond in order to get 1,000. Maybe stick my dick inna muffler. Or beat up a bunch of emo kids. Or wear a tracksuit. Or stare at John B's dick. Or go back in time and just make as much money as possible ;)
lol, thread related talks
 

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what id do is fuck all for a month maybe 2 wen i was signed on here thats a grand rite there

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