What wimmin really mean

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  1. Radius

    Radius Waiting for the hammer to fall VIP Junglist

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    I mean any cunt knows if she says "no flowers at valentines" it means "no flowers = no shag "
    but an ex once read me out some fantasy out a book about peopels fantasies..this bird is imagining she gets raped by a gorilla, and suddely today I realised...eth bitch wanted me to dress up in a monkey suit and fuck her in the ass.
    Why not just say so I coulda laughed at her then ?
     
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    wow, errm, you sure she dnt like beastiality? :rinsed:
     
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  4. Radius

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    not sure if she liked beastiality though I suppose I can be a bit of an animal har har
    A wimmin, if you ain;t got one you is either a geeekazoid or a pooftywoofta
     
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    lol @ pooftawoofta
     
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    lol, what happened to women?
     
  8. Radius

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    ha ha late night ramblins in stupid talk are the new drunk interwebbin get to know
     
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    i like wimmin.
    go well with toast
     
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    no means maybe
     
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    this is why i love u radius. i wish my bird wud try to dress me up as a gorilla...
     
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    wimmin are like dogs, they like to be ruffed up every once in a while
     
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    i went over to this girls house after her party, then when she took off her clothes she looked worse, so i asked her if she had any of her old school uniforms or any fnacy dress shit to put on, she said no and told her best friend, who was going out with my friend, so yeah.............backfire hahaha



    ps. in the morning i had to drive her to the doctors to get the morning after pill also
     
  14. Radius

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    HA HA thats quite funny mate.
     
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    have a day off radius...
     
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    Just treat um like fleas.. and were the big dogs.. were scratch them off our balls with our mother fuckin claws