what the fuck is this!?

ONSLAUGHT88

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Sweet I've just booked a 2 week holiday in malawi, I know what im wearing now...


 

luciduk

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thats funny because there happen to be a shit load of cows in africa and im sure they are doing much worse with the methane and such haha

officer! arrest that cow!!
 

ThePapa

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Not quite as funny as Texas accidentaly outlawing marriage. It's all in the wording peeps...
 

logikz

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i think eat da poo poo was funnier tbh. and isnt anal sex illegal in texas? wouldnt last 5 minutes over there, my word.
 

jmzmaloney

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I was on a massive binge a few years back, hadnt had a shit for 4 days, on the 4th day got pissed up on Guinness all day. Went to work the next day producing the most extraordinary farts yet witnissed. It was a blisteringly hot day, farted in this area that was devoid of a decent supply of air, went back through the area 10 minutes later where a French manager was, tears straining from his eyes, fucker tried to give me a verbal warning.
 
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