what the fuck is this!?

[Cat Gas]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852

 

[ONSLAUGHT88]

Sweet I've just booked a 2 week holiday in malawi, I know what im wearing now...

 

[luciduk]

thats funny because there happen to be a shit load of cows in africa and im sure they are doing much worse with the methane and such haha

officer! arrest that cow!!

 

[dnbkingz]

officer! arrest that cow!!

i'd pay good money to hear an officer of the law say that.

 

[ThePapa]

Not quite as funny as Texas accidentaly outlawing marriage. It's all in the wording peeps...

 

[logikz]

i think eat da poo poo was funnier tbh. and isnt anal sex illegal in texas? wouldnt last 5 minutes over there, my word.

 

[jmzmaloney]

I was on a massive binge a few years back, hadnt had a shit for 4 days, on the 4th day got pissed up on Guinness all day. Went to work the next day producing the most extraordinary farts yet witnissed. It was a blisteringly hot day, farted in this area that was devoid of a decent supply of air, went back through the area 10 minutes later where a French manager was, tears straining from his eyes, fucker tried to give me a verbal warning.