I was on a massive binge a few years back, hadnt had a shit for 4 days, on the 4th day got pissed up on Guinness all day. Went to work the next day producing the most extraordinary farts yet witnissed. It was a blisteringly hot day, farted in this area that was devoid of a decent supply of air, went back through the area 10 minutes later where a French manager was, tears straining from his eyes, fucker tried to give me a verbal warning.