thats funny because there happen to be a shit load of cows in africa and im sure they are doing much worse with the methane and such haha officer! arrest that cow!!
i think eat da poo poo was funnier tbh. and isnt anal sex illegal in texas? wouldnt last 5 minutes over there, my word.
I was on a massive binge a few years back, hadnt had a shit for 4 days, on the 4th day got pissed up on Guinness all day. Went to work the next day producing the most extraordinary farts yet witnissed. It was a blisteringly hot day, farted in this area that was devoid of a decent supply of air, went back through the area 10 minutes later where a French manager was, tears straining from his eyes, fucker tried to give me a verbal warning.
