What the ACTUAL fuck?!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by D-Jhepz, Jul 16, 2013.

  1. D-Jhepz

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    "when she seen a man she would get into a sexual position"


    not even my girlfriend does that with me.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    ooooh boy. someone made a fked up move. this someone zigged when they should have zagged, to say the least. not sure why im shocked that it should be shaved, it is the sex industry, after all. shaving is mandatory.

    and im pretty sure i banged a shaved bigfoot, we were together for a long time actually, so come to think of it, none of this is very out of the ordinary.

    not clicking link of course, that should be obvious.
     
  5. Borf™

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    Eeeeeeew, who pays for a ginger minge? Shaved or not, you'd still get ginger on your penis.

    On the real though, I hope they catch some weird ape disease that kills the pricks off.
     
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    humans..they must be erased from this planet.
     
  7. logikz

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    exterminus. but then who would be here to marvel at the reset of civilization, and inevitably lord of the flies, and a couple of fifty thousand years order another exterminus. my point is evil only exists from a human point of view, so unless a bunch of old ass russians were left on MIR could point and laugh, there is really very little point to killing everybody, its just not the answer. kill most, leave but an eliete, and repopulate with full genetic control, like race horses. purity, prosperity and beauty. a cache of greeks and germans would provide the bulk of the brood. proud proud nations, that could take over england in a heartbeat, should they so desire.

    no portugese. ever.
     
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    that would be horrible.

    Analfascism.

    and

     
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    I love how these sort of countries think the most ridiculous things are good luck.

    "Man, I'm so unlucky. NOTHING goes my way"
    "Well mate, know what you want to do don't you?"
    "Nah, what's that?"
    "Dick an orangutan."
    "ummm, sounds like you're having me on, you sure?
    "Yeh, totally"
    "You're not just trying to get me to bone an orangutan are you?"
    "Naaaaaah, of course not man........."
     
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    And that is the story of aids came around
     
  11. logikz

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    not exactly danny, but borf were integral in the process of aids, you can be sure of that. or, at least, how i got it. him and a p. david. one and the same one might wonder!!