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1992

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plur
plur is like a normal rocket launcher, but it recites haiku.

zombie
zombie is a TV remote control! It explodes when dropped!

abcdefg
abcdefg is an artificial limb that stays sharp forever!

Dan Stein
Dan Stein is a stereo system that traps mice in a humane fashion, helps the medicine go down and extends at the touch of a button.

Funni Frite
Funni Frite is like a normal bar of soap, but it follows you around.

Light Works
Light Works is a newly-discovered breed of fish that works in the opposite way to that which you'd expect! It bleeps when you whistle for it.

Country Fair Bread
Country Fair Bread is a baseball cap that dissolves dirt! It works at any altitude and kills cockroaches.
 
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pussy
"pussy is like a normal candle, but it looks like a fish."

overhere51
"overhere51
overhere51 is a letter-opener that asks trivia questions, hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet and will not work outside of the UK."

unfortunately, i've gotta work here in the states! damn. i do know a lot of stupid shit though, trivia/useless knowledge/trivial pursuit style.
 

1992

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rave fucker is a shoe that can run MAME roms, connects to a handgun and can read warchalking symbols.

Wow, in bizarro world a Rave Fucker is actually usefull. :2thumbs:


candy raver is a banner advert! It has a built-in calculator!

Yet even in bizarro world candy ravers are annoying ;)


Entropenis is a genetically-modified sheep that inflates balloons!

Somethings never change, not even in bizarro world. :lol:
 

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Matt

Matt is a skateboard that lasts for up to a week! It speaks randomly-generated sentences and can communicate with your wireless network device. :slayer: :slayer: :slayer:

Funnily enough after 10 pints of Stella or a few beans I do speak randomly generated sentences :D
 
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tenbellys is like a normal gas-mask, but it responds to ambient light changes.

sex is a CD player that cannot be removed from your house! It produces 240v of electricity and probably won't work.
 
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TraGGa
TraGGa is like a normal carpet, but it slices vegetables.

You know
You know is a fork that's great for hammering in nails! It can speak French and is fully recycleable.

Is like
Is like is an artificial limb that stays sharp forever!

Fake ass ravers
Fake ass ravers is a cricket bat! It doesn't always work!

Junglist
Junglist is a deck of cards that's biodegradable and is water-resistant.

Water
Water is a pot plant that makes you invisible, plays the theme from Steptoe and Son and lasts for up to a week.
 
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