Sort of been done, but its still funny. http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=Mulla "Mulla is a trouser press that irons your shirts! It doesn't need batteries and looks like a pot-plant. " "Mulla is a bar of soap that self-replicates and counts your loose change."
plur plur is like a normal rocket launcher, but it recites haiku. zombie zombie is a TV remote control! It explodes when dropped! abcdefg abcdefg is an artificial limb that stays sharp forever! Dan Stein Dan Stein is a stereo system that traps mice in a humane fashion, helps the medicine go down and extends at the touch of a button. Funni Frite Funni Frite is like a normal bar of soap, but it follows you around. Light Works Light Works is a newly-discovered breed of fish that works in the opposite way to that which you'd expect! It bleeps when you whistle for it. Country Fair Bread Country Fair Bread is a baseball cap that dissolves dirt! It works at any altitude and kills cockroaches.
drum and bass drum and bass is a samurai sword that can pick up digital radio and works underwater. I agree!
free agent free agent is a human clone that makes virtually no noise whatsoever and can be used by children.
pussy "pussy is like a normal candle, but it looks like a fish." overhere51 "overhere51 overhere51 is a letter-opener that asks trivia questions, hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet and will not work outside of the UK." unfortunately, i've gotta work here in the states! damn. i do know a lot of stupid shit though, trivia/useless knowledge/trivial pursuit style.
rave fucker is a shoe that can run MAME roms, connects to a handgun and can read warchalking symbols. Wow, in bizarro world a Rave Fucker is actually usefull. candy raver is a banner advert! It has a built-in calculator! Yet even in bizarro world candy ravers are annoying Entropenis is a genetically-modified sheep that inflates balloons! Somethings never change, not even in bizarro world.
Matt Matt is a skateboard that lasts for up to a week! It speaks randomly-generated sentences and can communicate with your wireless network device. Funnily enough after 10 pints of Stella or a few beans I do speak randomly generated sentences
tenbellys is like a normal gas-mask, but it responds to ambient light changes. sex is a CD player that cannot be removed from your house! It produces 240v of electricity and probably won't work.
TraGGa TraGGa is like a normal carpet, but it slices vegetables. You know You know is a fork that's great for hammering in nails! It can speak French and is fully recycleable. Is like Is like is an artificial limb that stays sharp forever! Fake ass ravers Fake ass ravers is a cricket bat! It doesn't always work! Junglist Junglist is a deck of cards that's biodegradable and is water-resistant. Water Water is a pot plant that makes you invisible, plays the theme from Steptoe and Son and lasts for up to a week.
