What product are you?

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Mulla, Nov 26, 2002.

  1. Mulla

    Mulla Digital Future

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    Sort of been done, but its still funny.

    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=Mulla


    "Mulla is a trouser press that irons your shirts! It doesn't need batteries and looks like a pot-plant. "

    "Mulla is a bar of soap that self-replicates and counts your loose change."
     
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  2. 1992

    1992 Novantadue

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  3. 1992

    1992 Novantadue

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    No thats "rave". You were trying to sneak one past us weren't you. :tut:
     
  4. 1992

    1992 Novantadue

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    drum and bass
    drum and bass is a samurai sword that can pick up digital radio and works underwater.


    I agree! :2thumbs:
     
  5. freeagent

    freeagent Almost 30

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    free agent
    free agent is a human clone that makes virtually no noise whatsoever and can be used by children.
     
  6. 1992

    1992 Novantadue

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    Wow, I didn't know you were CK1 :lol:
     
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    overhere51
    "overhere51
    overhere51 is a letter-opener that asks trivia questions, hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet and will not work outside of the UK."

    unfortunately, i've gotta work here in the states! damn. i do know a lot of stupid shit though, trivia/useless knowledge/trivial pursuit style.
     
  8. 1992

    1992 Novantadue

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    rave fucker is a shoe that can run MAME roms, connects to a handgun and can read warchalking symbols.

    Wow, in bizarro world a Rave Fucker is actually usefull. :2thumbs:


    candy raver is a banner advert! It has a built-in calculator!

    Yet even in bizarro world candy ravers are annoying ;)


    Entropenis is a genetically-modified sheep that inflates balloons!

    Somethings never change, not even in bizarro world. :lol:
     
  9. V Matt

    V Matt Member

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    Matt

    Matt is a skateboard that lasts for up to a week! It speaks randomly-generated sentences and can communicate with your wireless network device. :slayer: :slayer: :slayer:

    Funnily enough after 10 pints of Stella or a few beans I do speak randomly generated sentences :D
     
  10. Triple M

    Triple M Admin

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    triple m is like a normal security camera, but it blocks UV light.

    mkoi
     
  11. M-Code

    M-Code Hubbidy Hibbedy

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    m-code is like a normal robotic dog, but it does away with household drudgery.

    :lol:
     
  12. 1992

    1992 Novantadue

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    Its pretty cool because theres truth to some of the words you enter into it :)
     
  13. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    "sdm is a security camera that cleans itself! It can run MAME roms and exists in five dimensions."
     
  14. inf0r

    inf0r /!\ Dainjah /!\

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    snatch is like a normal Christmas tree, but it looks like a fish.
     
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    tenbellys adam_uk

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    sex is a CD player that cannot be removed from your house! It produces 240v of electricity and probably won't work.
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    logikz kneecaps you in two seconds flat.
     
  17. iamahistorian

    iamahistorian shithead

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    iamahistorian is a pair of trousers that dissolves dirt! It doesn't always work.
     
  18. 1992

    1992 Novantadue

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    I always knew he was a space age experimental pair of depends. :rolleyes: :lol:
     
  19. TraGGa

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  20. WARDY

    WARDY DNBMASSIVE.CO.UK

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