What Price Do You Put On Your Batty Crease?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    Your in Richard Bransons vault, butter on a metal table. He says "Bend over and tell me an ammount?"

    What is it?
     
  2. rob_del_terror

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    i'd pay him. he's hot.
     
  3. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE VIP Junglist

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    haaahha .. id say 5 grand ... 5 grand and branston can pickle me all night
     
  4. spiderfran286

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    10 million and he can have his wicked way with me anyway he wants it.

    20 million and ill be the "target" for a mass businessman bukkake showdown.....
     
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    i would say the price is his island hide out, to save us the problem of having to steal it in our piratey ways. i am generous like that#

    (for sure i would still be a pirate though)
     
  6. spiderfran286

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    that would be sick. get rich, buy an 17th century gallion and take to the high seas!
    AVAST YE!
     
  7. jmzmaloney

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    I'd ask if it could possibly be the other way around.
     
  10. d.o.b

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    for free and I would ask if I can deepthroat his ballz too
     
  11. DontLikeCops

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    all jokes aside ten grand would be enough
     
  12. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz VIP Junglist

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    is this dry or lubed?
     
  13. d.o.b

    d.o.b New Member

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    I think its with butter used as lubricator.
     
  14. Hombre-J

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    An essential question.
     
  15. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz VIP Junglist

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    thats what i thought... is he wearing a johny or not?
     
  16. Moskit

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    Johnnys are for queers.
     
  17. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz VIP Junglist

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    nah mate, women are for puffs!