What Level of Animal Do You Think You Could Take in a Cage Fight?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I think I could just about take a common UK badger, keep it at length using kicks and use the cage to take it with elbow drops from height, but I think I'd be in trouble if we got into close action.
     
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    What if the badger had a spinning penis?

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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Well I'd just hope the photos never came out. I wouldnt want my family to see me in a cage with a badger with his tadger swinging about. But I'd overcome the innitial shock and take it as a prize.
     
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    i think you could take a badger bromie, maybe even step your game up
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i could do a goat right now .
     
  7. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    do be fooled by the common badger...they are fuckin hard ya know...fast with teeth and scarey when prevoked, i wouldnt like to take my chances...i wouldnt like to fight a badger but best of luck to ya.
     
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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    a sheep is more my kind of opponent
     
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    As I said I'd use the structure of the cage to my advantage, use the height to take it from above, then get swiftly away before the counter attack comes. It would be suicidal to go toe to toe with a badger, I'd use my intellectual prowress to gain the upperhand.
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    definately have to be baby ostrich.
     
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    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    I have been known to scrap with the local hedgehogs

    5 wins and 2 defeats.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I had this mate a long time ago and we were all stood in this field and 10 horses come charging at us we all ran away from them and he just stood there, each one just missed him. He looked at us all hiding over the iron fence, came striding back over to us past all the horses, and smacked the final horses he passed square in the jaw. He was a bit of a loon that one.
     
  15. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    i'd have a level 6 cow or a level 8 pig i reckon.

    i could defo smash a level 15 parrot in a cage fight!
     
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    i once got surrounded by geese, i had to get my nunchuks out on those prehistoric bastards. their necks snapped like pop ices in a fat kids teeth.
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I'd fight a Swan but shit I am not sure if I'd win
     
  18. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    i would take on a cow. they are big, but i definitely have the agility advantage

    also i would have a tasty treat when i killed it