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  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    my blood has gone far beyond boiling temperature

     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    What a hideous thundercunt. She has a nose that you could store several toolboxes up too. What did she say at the end where Holly stopped her?
     
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    Norwax Well-Known Member

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    Makes me want to punch her
     
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    Re: what vile cunt

    Ann CoulterĀ“s english equivalent.
     
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    mikey-bizzle-08 WASTEMAN!

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    Urgghh I could only watch a minute of that before I had to turn it off! What a vile bint!
     
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    Re: what vile cunt

    And Katie Hopkins: With your face like a straining pug.
     
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    With your face like a punctured zepplin.
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    with your face like a badly folded hanky.
     
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    With your face like a "not tonight, Henry"
     
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    $pyto NEW DAWN

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    "I don't like geographical location names..."

    "Your child's called India..."

    Speechless. Keep the Shooting Stars gags coming though

    LOVING YOUUUUU IS EASY 'CAUSE YOUR NOSE IS NEWWWWW
     
  12. Moskit

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    With your face like a stepped on greggs pasty.
     
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    With your face like a Kawasaki incident.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    Re: what vile cunt

    speaking of kawaski incident.

    i saw a dude walk out of a motorbike shop with a brand new ninja, hopped on, ragged it round the corner, think went flying down the road leaving him behind.
     
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    Did his face resemble Kate Hopkins' afterwards?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Re: what vile cunt

    theres a... sister? RUN DE DANCE
     
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    Re: what vile cunt

    according to the wiki, her children are called...

    India McKinney
    Poppy McKinney
    Charlotte McKinney (step-daughter)
    Alexander McKinney (step-son)
    Flora McKinney (step-daughter)[1]
    Maximillian William Cross[2

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    also.....sister? is she fit? is she roughly my age? is there a possibility i might already no her what with everyone in watford knowing everyone else?
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    shes probably more of a black tower or a blue nun...

    i know black tower is wine but yea fuck knows what is meant by that...

    katie isnt the poshest name around i know some proper common girls called katie but that might just be feltham
     
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    With your face like a sack full of amputated scrotums.