what kind of toilet paper do you use ?

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  1. the_voice

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    i used the yellow pages but im running out now
     
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  2. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    really blud?
     
  3. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    tissue > paper > sticks IMO.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    anything.

    fold dat shit.
     
  5. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    wipe dat shit
    flush it

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  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah pappy. my sentiments exactly
     
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    The 3 sea shells from demolition man.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    This thread is fecal. As is op. Hope you enjoy, James.


    On a different note, [MENTION=47367]djad[/MENTION] how the devil do they work? ?!?!

    I'll have to curse into the speech regulator because I just can't figure it out
     
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    I only ever shit up other peoples bums.
     
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  11. djad

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    All the information is right at your finger tips Logikz ;)
     
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    Such an event would be unpleasant for both participants.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ok so this is the first time ive ever seen an explanation to this. but its not a very good one, is it? if you recall, they were made of some very solid material, so flushing them wouldnt work at all, also, there was only one set in the bathroom, if memory serves. AND IT does serve, i have spent my life being millenium man. or whatever that movies called, but there was a fipper game too, so dont think i aint know. also theres the issue of taking a turbo shit, how is it going to... ah, so in accordance with the new future diet, man would only excrete matter compliant with this "the three seashells" contraption. and its made out of some material that dissolves when you press the digital intergalatic planetary dimension flush button.

    yeah, no that makes sense. thank you djad.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    how to clean ears

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    [video=youtube_share;WRPp1YCNH0Q]http://youtu.be/WRPp1YCNH0Q[/video]
     
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