What is the most useless piece of information.....

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Youve ever been told?

    Mines probably on a much broader scale. I'd say about 40% of my school life has served me in no valuable way possible. German, French, Science, any maths (not including the basic stuff), running around a field in the fucking rain then having a teacher make sure you take all your clothes off before you get in the shower, then standing at the end of said shower with his hand down his trousers, whilst twitching, which was apparently caused by a javelin go through his shoulder.
     
  2. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    yeah true. also when was the last time you took your NRA to a job interview?
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    So you had a teacher fingering his ass whilst you were in the shower aswell, Christ. Werent Mr Prince was he?
     
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    no...wasn't a javelin incident either. he had bad eczema.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    ACHOO syndrome (Autosomal dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst syndrome)

    Basically why around 18% of people sneeze when they look at the sun. It's inherited and nothing can cure it so this information is completely pointless.
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    "the only one sure thing we can be sure of , is , everyone will die" .... well .... everyone will alot of things... so its not just one sure thing... everyone will fart, everyone will have some form of head/brain .. everyone will breathe...

    therefore that saying, is complete shite
     
  9. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    A DJM 1000 costs lots of money, cos tehre is no way I can afford one ditto for any nice bit of kit unless 2nd hand
     
  10. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    reminded me of this - list of Human Universals: http://www.robotwisdom.com/ai/universals.html
     
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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    would that not be ADCHOOS

    also a guy in a local sound shop told me that 1210's are for techno and trance and 1200's are for hip hop n dnb.
     
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    groelle Well-Known Member

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    and if youre born dead?
     
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    i personally wouldnt include a fetus as a human being, as they have no account of life, but this is another very complex subject in which i could be slated for.

    by "everyone" i assume he is refering to humans who have developed conciousness

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    erm scat i was cool with that until i got to the bit that said rape?? WTF MAYTE
     
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    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    oh i didn't actually read that - i just wanted to look intelligent but rape yeah I can go for that
     
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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    david cameron is the 5th descendant of a bastard child of George IV
     
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    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    :-/ Can't see any reason why as they are mechanically the same.
     
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    theone Just say no to dubstep!

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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    twat

    goldfish can't get pregnant

    :teeth:
     
  20. rob_del_terror

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    my point exactly. i laughed in the guys face and left his shop.