What is the most amount of money someone would have to pay you to suck a dick?

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  1. W3st

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    Now before you all get angry and shit cause I asked this, no I'm not a homophobe but this question came up in workaholics and its just fucking hilarious.

    Lets be honest, we've all played this game. And I love gay ppl as ppl, dont hate, masterbate.
     
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    i'd do it for a pack of m&m's
     
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    No surprises there
     
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    only the large packs though, and they have to be peanut ones...i'm not cheap.
     
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    so your looking to buy then w3st
     
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    im looking for some god damn peanut m&ms
     
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    the economical crisis in 'merica can't be that bad..
     
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    i dunno. depends what i was doing with the money.. if it was buy a house and a car.. then no. coz i dont give a shit bout that.. but if i needed a million ransom money.. or these g-units are gunna come to my gaff .. chop my arms and legs off and smash my teeth out with a rusty claw hammer.. .. and leave me all torso and head.. and seal the wounds with blowtorches and spunk.. then id do it. id do it for the torso thing. if you was torso and no teeth youd be a sucking chode on the sofa as a human manikin anyway right.. may aswell suck off a torso, rather than someone that can bite ure cock off or punch you in the sack..so my question really to you.. would you suck 5 cocks.. in order to prevent becoming my limbless human sex doll.. im sewing ure eyelids shut too.. oh.. and cutting ure vocal chords.. ill feed you still.. youll just be alive on the sofa. not being able to move or make a sound.. and be blind.. youll be able to hear me come in the room and unzip my flys tho. would you like that. how much would that get you hard for me to suck ure phall u meat puppet
     
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    are we talking too completion?
     
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    ............... words ........ gone
     
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    Who was that guy that used to post questions like this? Pecavi?
     
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    so the consensus so far is a bag of peanut m&ms, and 5 cocks and a torso or something according to ETHIX

    and yes, to completion.
     
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    surely the qeustion is what is the SMALLEST amount of money someone would have to pay to to scuk their daughters hand in marriage.damn it i can barel type im still fucked since last nigeiht, i close my eyes and hear ongong conversatios in my head about ali driving the car.vur sii maybe i should eat all this codene. its so flipping much paracetamols, i hear thats not good for you, make you nauseaous or something?




    amm=======
     
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    so uhhh logiks dont die bud, we kinda like you....
     
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    Pm me for price list and services.
     
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    I think most of the guys on here would suck for food :teeth: