What is the biggest poo you ever did ?

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I think I filled the bowl once
     
  2. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i must of done one atleast 9 courics before
     
  3. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    I did one so large it hurt to walk, kind of like reversal anal penetration.
     
  4. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    What is reverse anal penetration like then ? Could you clarify ?
    My shit was as big as a small dog. honest
     
  5. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    Imagine literally shitting a brick.
     
  6. dnbsoldier87

    dnbsoldier87 Member

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    i did a shit once, and it grew into bono
     
  7. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Theres a guy at work, not too sure who but every other week does a choccy otter the width of a pepsi can and id say an average of 10 inches, im not joking its blocked the bogs at work numerous amounts of time, the poor lady at work has to poke it to unblock the pipes

    Its like the guy who does it has a vengeance towards plumbing systems or summat
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    have you ever done a phantom poo
    were u struggle for ages gettin this beast out an after u wipe an glance in the bowl theres nothin to be seen!lol
    them shits are fucked up
     
  9. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    I've done ones that have almost kissed the toilet seat lid in the past.
     
  10. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    oh my days this thread is fucking funny.
    this thread is so funny im killing it whilst writing this

    thing is ive never actually blocked the toilet, im not the big shit kind of guy but ive done one of them phantom poo's many times and i was like where the fuck did it go, it looks the same as when i walked in and lifted the toilet seat.
     
  11. DontLikeCops

    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    my biggest one had to be removed by cesarean, but second one was shaped like a horse shoe with both ends about 3 inches outta the water like to little lockness monster heads, pretty wide too.
     
  12. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    it was so big, i used a sink hole as a toilet
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  13. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    When I was on a binge I needed a shit it took me all my energy to push it half way out, then I was stuck on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to recuperate for the final push. I honestly thought I would never get it out.
     
  14. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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  15. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    reverse anal penetration is good ya... nothing beats taking a honking shit (except maybe getting head whilst taking a honking shit ;))
     
  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I can't remember the last time I had a solid shit.

    I just go for brown wees out my botty these days.
     
  17. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    stella has this effect on me...
     
  18. pitts

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    One that springs to mind is at download a couple of year ago and it was the sunday and hadnt had a shit since wednessday before i got there, and had spent the weekend dirnking a lot and taking a lot and suddenly needed a shit. Luckily i was where the stages were so i could go to a portaloo and was constipated so bad when it came it all came in one and was fucking huge and i then started flushing but the monter was stuck and wudnt go down the hole, that or i wudnt fit. I then opened the door to leave and a proper fit blonde was comming in after and i said to her "i wouldnt go in there if i was you" but she ignored went in and screamed when she saw what i had left for her, i walked away with a smug grin hahaha

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    just thought of another shit related festival story, me and my m8s were all getting mashed and having a laugh geting ready for the bands to start at our campsite at leeds fest. My mate needed a shit and couldnt be arsed going to the toilet well hole in a bit of wood, so decided he would have a shit in hi tent in a bag. Just as he was doing it some stewards walking round the campsite came to our bit so we all started saying some fucked guy was just walking round saying he needed a shit and just went in that tent and its not his. The stewards started going ape shit with him and started taking him away saying they were gunna cut hi wristband off and kick him out but we stopped them just before they did.
     
  19. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    i have never done a poo, whats it like?
     
  20. Monkey spasm

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    ^ ^ like a snickers without the nougat, tastes similar enough too, try it.