What is the best way to leave when quitting?

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What is the best way to leave when quitting?

  1. Saying farewell to all your chums and politely thanking your bosses

    2 vote(s)
    22.2%
  2. Standing on the desk and shouting 'goodbye you retarded cunts'

    5 vote(s)
    55.6%
  3. having a little dance just as you leave the door

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%
  4. cry

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. other........

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%
  1. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    I am leaving my job this eve after working 1 week of my months notice so.......
     
  2. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    Option 2 for real! :slayer:

    CUNTS!!
     
  3. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    being polite never fails. don't see why you cant throw the jig in though ...:zest:
     
  4. mISHKA

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    Be polite unless you know for sure you`ll get a good reference in which case option 2+stinkbombs in every waste paper bin will suffice ;)
     
  5. Sheer Kahn

    Sheer Kahn Frequency Specialist

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    Yer. References are always good, so it's probably better to behave. If you think they'll be harsh to you, cause a ruckus.
     
  6. Flatmatt

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    If you work in an office, i think you'll find that you can pull the backs off the chairs to reveal a secret compartment. pick 10 at random and place a fresh trout in each orifice. it won't smell at all for 2 or 3 days, but very soon, it'll start to rot and smell disgusting. It's what i like to call clerical terrorism, the problem is, you wont be around to enjoy the results. Maybe go with the cunts thing...
    :rambo: :thumbsup:
     
  7. Dj_Fozzybear

    Dj_Fozzybear Greenpiece Records

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    You need to stand up make a big speech about morals and ethics, take the office gold fish and ask, "Who's coming with me?" hehehehe :teeth:
     
  8. mISHKA

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