What is the best way to leave when quitting?

What is the best way to leave when quitting?

  • Saying farewell to all your chums and politely thanking your bosses

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Standing on the desk and shouting 'goodbye you retarded cunts'

    Votes: 5 55.6%
  • having a little dance just as you leave the door

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • cry

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • other........

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • Total voters
    9

mISHKA

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#4
Be polite unless you know for sure you`ll get a good reference in which case option 2+stinkbombs in every waste paper bin will suffice ;)
 

Flatmatt

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If you work in an office, i think you'll find that you can pull the backs off the chairs to reveal a secret compartment. pick 10 at random and place a fresh trout in each orifice. it won't smell at all for 2 or 3 days, but very soon, it'll start to rot and smell disgusting. It's what i like to call clerical terrorism, the problem is, you wont be around to enjoy the results. Maybe go with the cunts thing...
:rambo: :thumbsup:
 

mISHKA

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If you work in an office, i think you'll find that you can pull the backs off the chairs to reveal a secret compartment. pick 10 at random and place a fresh trout in each orifice. it won't smell at all for 2 or 3 days, but very soon, it'll start to rot and smell disgusting. It's what i like to call clerical terrorism, the problem is, you wont be around to enjoy the results. Maybe go with the cunts thing...
:rambo: :thumbsup:

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