What is eth longest period of time u went without sex

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Whether it be ur a wanker, a fuckerer or a bummer. How long is the longest ?
     
  2. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    longest without wanking is probably 2 weeks and longest without sex is about a month
     
  3. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I went for ten years without wanking once........































    Until I reached puberty
     
  4. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    longest without wankin probly a week but even then im tempted to bust a nut in the toilet!hahaha
     
  5. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I wonder how many people here have cracked one out at work ? ..
     
  6. Naib

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    probably 6months :(
    all around the time my son born
    3months before became pretty much impractical (impossible once you factor in wify bladder the size of a pea, her getting cramp all the time...)
    and well post birth...
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    whos that in your sig ... she would blates get nailed but shes being annoying as fuck in that gif
     
  8. monq

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    Seventeen years, was not a fast learner...
     
  9. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    Me!
     
  10. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    i've had a tug in the disneyland toilets before
     
  11. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Did Mickey Mouse and all the little children get you horny. You dirty bugger.
     
  12. Dj Mark Track

    Dj Mark Track www.NakedBeatz.com

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    Cracking one off at work is just wrong......
     
  13. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Cracking one off in the middle of a street is wrong but it dont stop people doing it. Me and Young Tuna see some guy wanking in the middle of the street at midday in the middle of Amsterdam.
     
  14. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Dont you work in a mortuary?
     
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  15. Dj Mark Track

    Dj Mark Track www.NakedBeatz.com

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    Mate I feel your pain, my missus is 8 and a half months gone and I could do with a fucking wheel barrow to carry my nuts around in...
     
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    Dj Mark Track www.NakedBeatz.com

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    Hmmmmmm, I wonder why the_voice has not posted yet....
     
  17. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    fuck you slag!
    we went on holiday the week i learned to ejaculate and i was wanking at every moment i could, infact i wanked so much i had a blister on my cock
    bad times..
     
  18. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
     
  19. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    i went 3days without wanking once...but then my balls started feeling heavy
     
  20. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Haha the things people divulge on this forum is epic.