Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, May 30, 2009.
Whether it be ur a wanker, a fuckerer or a bummer. How long is the longest ?
longest without wanking is probably 2 weeks and longest without sex is about a month
I went for ten years without wanking once........
Until I reached puberty
longest without wankin probly a week but even then im tempted to bust a nut in the toilet!hahaha
I wonder how many people here have cracked one out at work ? ..
all around the time my son born
3months before became pretty much impractical (impossible once you factor in wify bladder the size of a pea, her getting cramp all the time...)
and well post birth...
whos that in your sig ... she would blates get nailed but shes being annoying as fuck in that gif
Seventeen years, was not a fast learner...
i've had a tug in the disneyland toilets before
Did Mickey Mouse and all the little children get you horny. You dirty bugger.
Cracking one off at work is just wrong......
Cracking one off in the middle of a street is wrong but it dont stop people doing it. Me and Young Tuna see some guy wanking in the middle of the street at midday in the middle of Amsterdam.
Dont you work in a mortuary?
Mate I feel your pain, my missus is 8 and a half months gone and I could do with a fucking wheel barrow to carry my nuts around in...
Hmmmmmm, I wonder why the_voice has not posted yet....
fuck you slag!
we went on holiday the week i learned to ejaculate and i was wanking at every moment i could, infact i wanked so much i had a blister on my cock
i went 3days without wanking once...but then my balls started feeling heavy
Haha the things people divulge on this forum is epic.
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