what illness you got .. ??

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  1. EWOKS

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    we all abit ill yano ...

    share your secrets.. moskit = aids , dan m = leppa .. this we already kno ..

    so if you feel comfortable,

    tell us about your 3rd bollock, anal warts , etc ... and we can post pics if we so wish ..


    im asthmatic , kiddy lung stuff ... if i think about my breathing and my lungs i have to sit at the window to breath properly agen, they are fucked.. to many bongs with already badly asthmatic lungs.. not clever.. and probably the only drug/drink type thing of the past id change

    also, i cant walk in a straight line at all, i walk sideways down the highstreet, pretty frustrating, but also... fairly normal procedure for a crab


    so spout ya flaws dammit
     
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    i have this weird growth between my legs. it is pretty ugly, and floppy most of the time, but it gets turgid if played with.

    what do?
     
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    i think putting it on a table, and hammering nails into it works .. let me know how you get on
     
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    i have balls on my chin :(

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    i had balls on my chin once, last year after glasto. Was recovering from swine flu, the doctors said my weakened immune system couldn't stop the virus, and within a week I had a massive pair of bollocks attached to my chin. I suggest regular tickling and cupping - best option is just to wait for them to drop - takes a while though
     
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    chronic masturbator...
     
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    ahhh, i see you are afflicted by the Y chromosome
     
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    easy tiger !!!
     
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    ok