what illness you got .. ??

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by EWOKS, May 2, 2010.

  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    we all abit ill yano ...

    share your secrets.. moskit = aids , dan m = leppa .. this we already kno ..

    so if you feel comfortable,

    tell us about your 3rd bollock, anal warts , etc ... and we can post pics if we so wish ..


    im asthmatic , kiddy lung stuff ... if i think about my breathing and my lungs i have to sit at the window to breath properly agen, they are fucked.. to many bongs with already badly asthmatic lungs.. not clever.. and probably the only drug/drink type thing of the past id change

    also, i cant walk in a straight line at all, i walk sideways down the highstreet, pretty frustrating, but also... fairly normal procedure for a crab


    so spout ya flaws dammit
     
  2. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    i have this weird growth between my legs. it is pretty ugly, and floppy most of the time, but it gets turgid if played with.

    what do?
     
  3. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i think putting it on a table, and hammering nails into it works .. let me know how you get on
     
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    muzzadj POW!

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    i have balls on my chin :(

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  5. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    i had balls on my chin once, last year after glasto. Was recovering from swine flu, the doctors said my weakened immune system couldn't stop the virus, and within a week I had a massive pair of bollocks attached to my chin. I suggest regular tickling and cupping - best option is just to wait for them to drop - takes a while though
     
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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    richie_stix gomby plz

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    chronic masturbator...
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    ahhh, i see you are afflicted by the Y chromosome
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    easy tiger !!!
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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