What If Your Son.... -

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  1. BeyondTherapy

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    What If Your Son.... -

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    What If Your Son.... - Got into your Girls ( or your wife's ) or daughter's drawer, pulled out this little number right here, set up the family camera and did the following:

    I really wanna know what you would do?

    You know you wanna laugh. Where he get the hips from? That's probably why he thought he'd try the suit out, 'cause he's bottom heavy like a chick. Fool actually took the time shave.... What the hell!? Dude, this is all wrong. All wrong.
     
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    hah I would have smacked him, and burnt the cloths off :D
     
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    isnt that Decoy Octopus
     
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    Hahaha, actually, if he had done it for a laugh then that's pretty funny but I don't think he did cause look at that pose! One Vaginaplasty coming up!
     
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    after the first few awkward moments, id just say "good for ya", and proceed to explain to him that some people just prefer to use their bum for more things than just shitting, and perhaps show him some hardcore gay porn. If he's still up for it after that, hey, who am i to stop him from being happy ?

    oh shit, right, he's dad...damn it..
     
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    Ummmmmmmmmm, perhaps one of those kiddies that would grow up t wear mugs and man bags. I really dunno what I would do?!?!?!
     
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    Batter him.

    Ground him.

    Make him eat 4 plates of beef, wash it down with a keg of ale and 40 fags. MAKE HIM A MAN.
     
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    Thats prob the voice when he was younger..
     
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    younger? i think that was roger's friday night
     
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    oh ok... i have to agree.
     
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    good job i read this before posting i was gna say the exact same thing haha
     
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    what a creep
     
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    So wrong..but honestly..what to do..beta the hell out of him?Maybe will help but maybe worsen things..being understanding maybe the same..just beat him up :teeth:
     
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    Don't beat him, that will most likely only spur him on further. The only clear solution that I can think of is to make him wear it to school :D
     
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    Maybe he likes it, then you have to beat him:D:teeth:
     
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    Disown the cunt
     
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    What would

    MATT DAMON, do?
     
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    even i don't act that gay.

    i'm the butch, not the bitch.
     
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    :clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown:
    DONT LIE YOU SILLY BITCH!!