What does the word 'crab' mean to you?

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  1. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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  2. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    ****PAGING ETHIX TO THE FRONT DESK. THAT'S ETHIX TO THE FRONT DESK****
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    that was... beautiful. did i misunderstand, or does she actually end it with saying she really wants it to happen again? boy she must be bored
     
  4. Mania

    Mania i fukin wot m8

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    do you realize how little meat there is on one of those things? its insane, there is literally no. meat. on a crab! just the claws and a little at the very very center, crazy for a creature as big as that one gets.

    but there is that monstrous crab species, alaskan king crab, they are so big, you can eat its spider ish legs and get huge fking chunks of white crab meat, its insane. they are destroying all life at the bottom of the ocean because they are taking over and murdering everything else, but man, they got some meat on them, boy oh boy
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    SOME WHERE IN THE ISOLATED SOUTH OF ENGLAND. SOMEWHERE NEAR SOUTHAMPTON.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    This. Those fuckers are always following you. always.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    lyrics please

    at night i would command them to bite my clitorus while i fucked my urine hole with a home pregnancy kit
    they wouldn't stop biting until all the tartar sauce had evacuated my twitty twot
     
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  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    is that inspired by the artist or from the original piece? because it looks like the real deal to me, there is something so... vulnerable about the whole thing, its... shes shit old and talks like she needs to be sectioned, is it shot with a vhs handycam, because that would make sense, lots and lots more sense.

    anyway i fully concur, transcription of lyrics please, i was shocked to see they didnt have that in the description
     
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    sam the dnb man Variation

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    Footcrab Footcrab Footcrab Footcrab Footcrab
     
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    muzzadj POW!

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    badass.
     
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