What does a 55 foot, 300kg, 140 year old boa constrictor look like?

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  1. Gloxxy

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    any story to go with that bud?
     
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    bloody hell, thats a hell of a snake
     
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    ^^^ must be a good story. that thing could eat like a whole party of people at once. lol.
     
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    140 years old? how old do these things get, is there an upper limit
     
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    Story link added
     
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    The post claimed that the digger driver was so traumatised that he suffered a heart attack on his way to hospital and later died....

    .....However, local government officials in Guiping say the story and photograph are almost certainly a hoax as giant boas are not native to the area
     
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    mmm, i too read that... sceptical! why hoax it though?
     
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    FUCK that shit.. i hate snakes
     
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    its all about perspective init. look at the size of the bucket on the digger.....its HUUUUGE...the snake looks tiny next to it.
     
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    still hench as fuck haha
     
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    Incredible if it's real... Had no idea they could get that old though