what did u do today

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  1. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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  2. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    completed a business plan. had 3 wanks. got ready to go for a run but it pissed down so bagged it off and had a beer instead. signed up to the bournemouth marathon. went to the pub and met a south african dude who sweared alot.

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  3. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    I calculated the mathmatical equation to the essence of existence, veryfiying my thesis of a possible parallel universe with multiple water based planets birthed by the light of stars for ease of migration, ending all suffering, and confliction of current conventional earth ideology, compartmentalising every spirit to a born, heaven like environment, with no need for god and no fear of death.

    Then I accidently the calculator in a toilet whilst shaving my balls.

    Then I drew a picture of a wolf in a clown's suit eating a zombie nazi nun.