What are your allergies?

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I am allergic to Pennicillin, Pollen & Cucumber.

    I will die if I have Penicillin.

    I will cry if I walk in a Rapeseed Field.

    I will get a migrane & vomit my innards up if I ingest Cucumber.

    I am also allergic to people who leave alcoholic drinks.

    What are your allergies?
     
  2. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Nothing that I have ever come across.

    I put it down to me being some sort of super human.

    How can you get ill from Cucumber? It's basically just water! lol
    What happens if you use one for sexual grattification?
     
  3. CRoOK

    CRoOK Audio Artillery

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    amoxycillin, a form of penecillin. nearly died as a kid when the doctors gave me it. and i also suffer from hay fever but it doesnt seem to occur every year. is everyone allergic to something and it sjust a matter of whether you know what it is or are some people not allergic to anything?
     
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    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    I have thought that before... cos I have never been alergic to anything is it just that I haven't found that thing?
     
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    TongueFlap Flappin'

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  6. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    nothing. natural immunity to TB azwell (y)
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Cucumber is 96% water or something like that James... As far as i'm concerned, the rest is ebola-virus, cancer & aids rolled into a 4% package.
     
  8. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    I'm not allergic to anything.

    Except Jews.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    (y)
     
  10. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    i have no allergies, but i come out in a savage rash over my neck and face if drink cheap whisky or wine
     
  11. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I hear Kyle is allergic to Muslims & Ethix is allergic to his own eyes.

    Sweetpea, meet me at 4chan /b/ newfag.
     
  12. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    I have absolutely no idea what this 4chan thing is.
    I think I'd rather not know.
    I have better things to be getting on with, but up for b2b jew hating.
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You would love it you freaky sick cow. :)

    I used to be Jewish, then I found my foreskin, had a nosejob, ate a bacon sandwich & became generous.

    I feel alot better for it.
     
  14. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    My nana was Jewish.
    I try and scratch that part of my hetitage out of my system daily.
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    So you're part Jew...

    Figures. :teeth:
     
  16. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Why oh why have you embraced 4chan Andy?

    When is Pedoshock coming out? Looks big!
     
  17. Catsel

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    damn jews lol takin on dnb forum
     
  18. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I know, i'm slightly worried...

    I refuse to post.

    I don't think it will be permanent, but it is a holy grail for jokes images, amongst the vile filth.

    Pedoshock is available in childrens bedrooms f.o.c internationally from today. Parental Advisory not advised.
     
  19. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    i am allergic to insect bites/stings. not as bad as i used to be, and its not deadly or anything i just react very badly and swell up to twice my normal size.
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I'd keep an army of ants in my pants at all times.

    I'll get my coat...