What are the chances

That one of us gets:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ill-win-seats-at-Prince-Williams-wedding.html


Fingers crossed! Smashing day out!

 

if i won the ticket id use it for roach an forget to go cos im public scum high on drugs an ting

 

that mysticmeg bollocks on the side is fucking hilarious

and im pretty sure this forum has better shoopers, that "willy wonka" mockup is plain shit

also id rather it was Prince Harry getting married so hed invite everyone to a Teknival

 

what are the chances of tits or STFU

 

would love to go tbh, would be a good experience

 

I´d swap this for a NWWL title match

 

I might enter, win, take a megaphone and shout "What a waste of money!" at the top of my voice until I get ejected.

 

If i won i'd go and piss on Prince Phillip's back

 

Pedobear prolapse

Untold win

 

only good thing to come out of this is teh addition of a new bank holiday

 

PEASANTS!

HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO MINGLE WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE MORE MONEY THAN YOU.
yOU WILL BE LOOKED AT AND LAUGHED AT WHILST YOU'RE ENJOYING THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE FOR 5 HOURS!
PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT YOU IN YOUR DEBENHAMS SUIT WHILST YOU'RE STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH MINATURE PIES AND LITTLE FISH WITH A WIERD WHITE SAUCE.

is what they're essentially saying.

 

^ This.

Also, we can figure the chances with simple mathematics... I'm not gonna do it because I might be terribly wrong and embarass myself beyond repair and end up in Ossawatomie State Hospital with all the other loonies of Kansas.