What are the chances

MARKLAR

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if i won the ticket id use it for roach an forget to go cos im public scum high on drugs an ting
 

Harry3

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that mysticmeg bollocks on the side is fucking hilarious

and im pretty sure this forum has better shoopers, that "willy wonka" mockup is plain shit

also id rather it was Prince Harry getting married so hed invite everyone to a Teknival
 

Gloxxy

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I might enter, win, take a megaphone and shout "What a waste of money!" at the top of my voice until I get ejected.
 

greddie

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only good thing to come out of this is teh addition of a new bank holiday
 

dnbkingz

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PEASANTS!

HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO MINGLE WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE MORE MONEY THAN YOU.
yOU WILL BE LOOKED AT AND LAUGHED AT WHILST YOU'RE ENJOYING THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE FOR 5 HOURS!
PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT YOU IN YOUR DEBENHAMS SUIT WHILST YOU'RE STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH MINATURE PIES AND LITTLE FISH WITH A WIERD WHITE SAUCE.

is what they're essentially saying.
 

Osime

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^ This.

Also, we can figure the chances with simple mathematics... I'm not gonna do it because I might be terribly wrong and embarass myself beyond repair and end up in Ossawatomie State Hospital with all the other loonies of Kansas.
 
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