HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO MINGLE WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE MORE MONEY THAN YOU.
yOU WILL BE LOOKED AT AND LAUGHED AT WHILST YOU'RE ENJOYING THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE FOR 5 HOURS!
PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT YOU IN YOUR DEBENHAMS SUIT WHILST YOU'RE STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH MINATURE PIES AND LITTLE FISH WITH A WIERD WHITE SAUCE.
Also, we can figure the chances with simple mathematics... I'm not gonna do it because I might be terribly wrong and embarass myself beyond repair and end up in Ossawatomie State Hospital with all the other loonies of Kansas.