what animal are you?

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  1. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと VIP Junglist

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    Otter
    Genera and species: Amblonyx cinerea
    Collective Term: A prank of otters

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    Wild Dog
    Genera and species: Canis canidae
    Collective Term: A tribe of wild dogs

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    I'm either a badger or otter.
    I'd prefer to be neither.
     
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    Owl or a Penguin.

    That's pretty boring.

    Oprah Winfrey, Nelson Mandela, Abraham Lincoln, Danny Devito.

    Collective Term: A parliament of owls
    Collective Term: A colony of penguins
     
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    You are either a Porcupine or a Weasel personality.
    But you may also be a Peacock personality.

    i think porcupine wud be fine!
     
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    You are either a Zebra or a Rhinocerous personality.
    But you may also be a Hippo personality.
     
  9. Lunos

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    lol
     
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    wild dog. arrrrrroooowww
     
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    Wild Cat or Otter
     
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    Wolf
    Genera and species: Canis lupus
    Collective Term: A pack of wolves

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    On the weekend I took some cid and decided I was a monkey so no need for the test, maybe need for a brain check though : S
     
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    Rhinoceros

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    Genera and species: Diceros bicornis
    Collective Term: A crash of rhinos
     
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    zoomy funky chunky

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    You are either a Bat or a Horse personality.
    But you may also be a Gorilla personality.

    wtf oO
     
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    You are a Porcupine personality

    Genera and species: Hystrix cristata
    Collective Term: A prickle of porcupines

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    You are either a Crocodile or a Rhinocerous personality.

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    i'm just a fucking beast in general. i was born an animal and i'll die an animal
     
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    Bison
    Genera and species: Bison bison
    Collective Term: A convention of bison

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    Sable
    Genera and species: Hippotragus niger niger
    Collective Term: A refinement of sable
     
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    Bison
    Genera and species: Bison bison
    Collective Term: A convention of bison
    Description
    As is typical of a herbivorous personality, the bison is a resourceful, determined individual with a strongly conservative bent. Not one to rock the boat, it avoids drawing attention to itself while it quietly goes about it business. It is a pragmatic, strong shouldered individual who excels in the art of compromise and is resourceful and dedicated to the pursuit of resources.
    No one would ever accuse bison of being handsome; they have plain, placid faces that are difficult to remember, and their staid temperaments complement their looks. Although their large frames can handle any physical confrontation, they would never go looking for trouble.
    By keeping a low profile with their heads down, their reputations as methodical plodders often elicit unkind remarks from jealous associates. As a consequence of this backbiting, their implacable expressions sometimes mask a deep seated inferiority complex.
    A bison is a wonderful provider and its family never has to worry about life's essentials or being able to afford the obligatory annual holidays. And it controls the purse strings masterfully. Not that it's stingy though -- for friends actually find the bison to be extraordinary generous and altruistic.
    It's the bison's powerful herding instincts that shape its parenting technique. Youngsters are well versed in the lessons of uniformity and are encouraged to join socially conforming groups like the Boy Scouts or the 4H Club. These family-oriented individuals would never go on a vacation without their children, and prefer educational destinations rather than theme parks and pleasure resorts. All told, the bison's children grow up in a traditionally stable environment and seem none the worse for wear.
    But, bullhead is the bison's middle name, and its inflexibility is not unlike the stubborn obstinacy of the warthog. It's just that once a bison has ruminated on a problem, it sees no need to second-guess its conclusions; so changing a bison's mind requires a patient and novel approach.