well my mate just tried to burn my flat down

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  1. law_88

    law_88 Member

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    hmmmm... my mate just had an argument wiv his misses, nxt thing i know my whole blocks been evacuated coz hes started a fuckin fire!:ban:

    wat am i supposed to do hes my mate but he almost killed me wanna clock him but hes still my mate i dunno wat to do?!?!?:confused::confused:
     
  2. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    Call up Jeremy Kyle
     
  3. kenflex

    kenflex KenFlex

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    yeah call up ITV and take him on jeremy kyle. I firmly believe that is the best course of action.

    alternatively i would suggest assessing whether or not you need an arsonist as a friend. I had a similar problem with a car thief, i decided the best course of action was to stop being her friend.... she promptly stole my car and burnt it out, so i guess i was friends with an arsonist too.
     
  4. fserna

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    now that is fucked up.
     
  5. Goaty

    Goaty INTAGOATY STYLE RUN WILD

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    The best thing to do is assess if he is really a true friend. I mean if he gets annoyed with you is he gonna do something equally shitdick, or is he just driven crazy by some nut nut bitch he is with.

    Either way if he just did a spot of arson he is in the shit, so I should imagine he won;t be playing with matches in a hurry. So you could be supportive and buy him a tin of petrol...or move your stuff out, and then do the job properly for him, but screw his fuckin door shut first.

    See I make a great agony aunt. Don't like the advice? This is DnB Forum not premature ejaculation over soap star dot com, so I don't care about your nasty itch ya get me.....:twisted:
     
  6. Lunos

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    black homo his ass
     
  7. Brownie D

    Brownie D I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    piss in his mouth !
     
  8. IANBEAL

    IANBEAL MACHETE BASSSSSSSSSS

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    THE EASTEND WITH PEGGY AND THEM GUYS!
    TIE HIM TO A DECKCHAIR AND PLAY MACHETEBASS EP CONTINUOUSLY UNTILL HE LEARNS HIS LESSON
     
  9. IANBEAL

    IANBEAL MACHETE BASSSSSSSSSS

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    THE EASTEND WITH PEGGY AND THEM GUYS!
    ME PERSONALLY, I COULDNT DO THAT TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, ITS UNHUMAIN
     
  10. law_88

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    some jokes replies on ere lol!

    to be fair think he was just havin a drunk one, gonna go chat to him in a bit see how hes feelin today
     
  11. SoulShaker

    SoulShaker Synth

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    Talk to him, see what happend and such.. he didnt need to put peoples lives in danger so tell him hes fucken cunt for pulling such a stunt.
     
  12. law_88

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    yeah sounds about right thats wat i'm gonna tell him, i mean we all do stupid shit when were drunk, but that was just a bit over the top really
     
  13. APERone

    APERone YO, SHIT'S MAD ILL SON.

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    Well if he was trying to burn down his flat, yours was just in the way. Still talk to him and make him see reason. If all else fail, do what was suggested and play machete bass.