weight loss tips

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RevTech, Apr 6, 2009.

  1. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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  2. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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  3. Welsh Junglist

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    What the fuck is happening to waffle?
     
  4. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    i know man
     
  5. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    I also heard that exercising after sex or masturbating is good for weight loss, because of the increased amount of homones and adreneline in your system to aid your metabolism in burning fat. Dunno if its true or not though.
     
  6. Rezin

    Rezin Freeze Motherfucker

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    want to lose weight, speed is your friend
     
  7. phillips11

    phillips11 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    I have a wank most days but doesnt seem to do much...... shame
     
  8. moriaty

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    meth works too
     
  9. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    No sleep, just wankin for breakfast and meth for lunch and tee, works a treat
     
  10. KEMZ

    KEMZ Blatant Royal Status

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    No tips for weight loss but i do have one for safe sex.........



































    Dont Fall off the bed
     
  11. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    or even easier revtech.. dont put cake and pies in your face
     
  12. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    revtech mate your 14 its still puppy fat lol.
    nah but seriously not eating is very bad for you and most of the time you dont lose weight because as soon as your body suddenly goes without food it has a defence mechanism that makes you put on weight incase the lack of food goes on for a long period of time.
    all you need to do is eat healthier and excersise more.
    I know your abit young to goto a gym but do sit ups and pressups everyday and you will become toned.

    you are 14 and dont need to lose weight unless you have huge rolls of fat.
     
  13. DontLikeCops

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    i bought a reebok excercise bike from argos the other day, was half price so that was a added bonus
     
  14. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    if u've still got energy after sex then u aint doin it right! :D
     
  15. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    This is true, when I was 15 - 16 I was quite a big lad, weighin in at about 14 stone plus, I lost it all by just eating well, only eating at proper meal times and doing more exercise even if your only walking about for a few mins each day it will all help. Also dont worry too much cause this wont always help.. set yourself up a routine and try stick tp it you should notice the difference, good luck : )
     
  16. NastyLimbCheat

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    just eat a fuck load of toast, i couldnt be bothered to cook properly when i first went to uni, lost something like 10kg in 4 months
     
  17. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    nothing beats the fresher's diet :teeth:
     
  18. Textbook

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    9 pie and chips a day?
     
  19. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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    stop eating till your stuffed, only eat till your not hungry. many ppl who are fat eat 1 meal a day thinkin its ok to stuff themselves. If you eat the same 1 meal a day spread over the day, pretty much snacking all day, not stuffing urself, then u will slim down. just don't think since your snackin that u can have a lot more snacks. doesn't work like that, eat sensibly??
     
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    Nutek movement junglist

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    do we have a contender for the most camp thread of the year?