Weigh yourself before and after taking a shit

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RUSSLA, Dec 7, 2012.

  1. RUSSLA

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    Been doing this for a while, its pretty funny and has led to some mild confusion along the way too!

    My record so far is 2.35 kilos..

    Ima bout to do one now, feels like a biggy.. Hang tight (or loose) for the results!

    I'm calling this Turd-Share
     
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    Havent got any scales :(
     
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    for an accurate reading
    poo directly on the scales.

    otherwise ur just a woman weighing urself.

    i await pics


    buy disinfectant
     
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    Was gonna say, i dont have bathroom scales, only small scales... so weighing the faeces may be a possibility.
     
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    weight before : 12 stone 3/4's

    weight after : 6 stone 9
     
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    what a load of shit
     
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    Haha. Made me chuckle.
     
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    im full of shit
     
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    thanks who repped me saying the same ha
     
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    awesome idea russ
     
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    this is actually a great idea. definitely going to start doing it
     
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    Ha i did some multiple crapping today - totalling 0.9kg .. weak
     
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    I don't own scales too, but I think you should add how often you go as that could change explain some of the results, personally I'm a daily man, usually in the morning either first thing or after a cup of tea
     
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    :picsorstf
     
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    Most my poos have been looking like godzillas finger lately, can't wait to try this.

    Sent from Andy C's trucker hat using Tapatalk.
     
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    You need to fix some of the variables to be able to accurately compare shit weights. How about a mass boxing day morning dnbforum shit weighing?
     
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    my shits mostly watery from all the booze i drink