Wayne Rooney......

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    Dj_Lien Member

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    .......decides to go horse riding.

    Although he has no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

    Coleen stands admiringly watching her fiancé.

    After a short time Wayne becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle.

    He panics and grabs the horse around the neck, shouting for it to stop.

    Coleen starts to scream and shout for someone to help as Wayne has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact he still has a grip on the horse's neck.

    Wayne decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along, Wayne's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness.

    Coleen is now frantic and screams and screams for help.

    Hearing her screams, the Tesco security guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.....

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