you know all this is your fault andrw. dont think aryan talk can sway me. even if it is ever so fetching.
speaking of homosexuality, we hung out on friday and got skied and drunk and valiums and vape and shit on friday, and we got to talkin about this statistic we all heard of about gays, that statistically, anal sex is as common with gays, percentually, as it is with straight couples and we all agred it was the weirdest statistic, cos, i mean really, what else can they do, right! so our gay flatmate is 47 and we decided to ask him, so as to go to the horses mouth, so to speak, annnnnnnnnnnd got to hear... muuuuuuuch more than we bargained for. but sooo alls in all, anal sex is what gay dudes do, basically, in summation, thats no lie, and precisely what they do. they have catchers and pitchrs, or "tops" and "bottoms" as he preferred to name it, but yes anal bum sticky turk wang is their deal
I can fully understand that statistic... All girls totally do anal these days, its crazy as fuck, 10 years ago you'd have been met with a kick in the eggs & a prompt dismissal from their life for even suggesting a pinky in the pooper, now its like the actively seek it out & enjoy it... Its perplexing as hell... I'm starting to think its reverse psychology now, like "how many times you gonna roughly fuck me in the gritter when theres a perfectly good vagina millimetres away, theres plenty of decent men out there that will leave my bot bot alone"..... I dunno... But frankly its a wonderful & much welcomed development, because degrading a ladies dirtbox is probably up there with the highest levels of win available to mankind.