Was Yoda a virgin?

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  1. Dugg Funnie

    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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  2. d-low

    d-low I know you got soul

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    now you got me imagining the sex
     
  3. Dugg Funnie

    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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    He could sure use the force ;)
     
  4. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    e fukd ur mum init
     
  5. equilibrium

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    How old is Yoda?
     
  6. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    In days or years?
     
  7. equilibrium

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    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    Oh my fucking god, does he have kids? Was luke his son or something? Or are the kids like yoda, or did he perform intergalactic interspecies nasties?

    How do you even have sex with yoda ..or the fat guy what was his name babba yabba?
     
  9. Norwax

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    oh god...
     
  10. equilibrium

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    some please photoshop yoda with a green wrinkly dick levitating inna bitch
     
  11. Norwax

    Norwax Well-Known Member

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    Now that I imagined that, something came to my head... I would pay a good ammount of money to hear lightsaber sound effects every time I pulled my dick out of my pants
     
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  12. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i fucked yodas mum once. dont recommend it.
     
  13. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I'd imagine it'd be like sticking your dick in congealed pea soup?
     
  14. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    was like using a flamented cucumber as a fleshlight
     
  15. Dugg Funnie

    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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    Earth days, Dagobah days, or Coruscant days?
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    good call adumb, it does seem like the right thing to do somehow
     
  17. N.Penguin

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    nah man, my man yoda is a definite playa. Been tappin that ewok ass fo sure.
     
  18. Dugg Funnie

    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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  20. Psychoholic

    Psychoholic Quantum Cunt

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