Was Luke Skywalker a terrorist?

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cause if you think about it.. he was radicalized by old ben kenobi..

then went on to murder millions of people on the death star!

if what happened in star wars was real life, Luke would be a terrorist. Han solo would be a terrorist. Chewy was a terrorist. Even Yoda was like the Bin Laden of terrorists because he used to be friends with Emperor Palpatine who would be George Bush... Iraq is Alderaan.. Tarkin Doctrine is the war on terror!

 

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for the last time ivan you illiterate, its not "bin", its "ibn", which means "son of". Osama the son of Ladin. if you freaking knew that you could have found him, you have is fathers name ffs, how hard is it to find a dude name Ladin with a son name Osama, they have a damn phonebook, dont they. or some registry of any kind. then set fire to it, and drive a tank over it. then photoshop it.
 

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for the last time ivan you illiterate, its not "bin", its "ibn", which means "son of". Osama the son of Ladin. if you freaking knew that you could have found him, you have is fathers name ffs, how hard is it to find a dude name Ladin with a son name Osama, they have a damn phonebook, dont they. or some registry of any kind. then set fire to it, and drive a tank over it. then photoshop it.
Is that right, Carl? You have a "sson" in your surname as well?
 

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yes, i have "son" in my surname. i also have "man", as in "man of oak". i assume you have some basic sort of samba/liberache sequined flamingo shirt/rum and cocania/prostitute arrangement as surname? HARGLE HARGLE
 

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yes, i have "son" in my surname. i also have "man", as in "man of oak". i assume you have some basic sort of samba/liberache sequined flamingo shirt/rum and cocania/prostitute arrangement as surname? HARGLE HARGLE
Actually, my surname came from Ukraine soo.... I'm the son of the shoemaker.
 

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and dont try to be ukraine fucking jonathan saffran foyer, think everything is illuminated do you!?!? WELL ITS NOT
 

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and dont try to be ukraine fucking jonathan saffran foyer, think everything is illuminated do you!?!? WELL ITS NOT
I'm no zapata and I'm not shiny enough to be considered a star. But fuck it. Ukraine was invaded by Russia (I think Ivan might have a part in this) and no one did nothing to stop them. And I'm here, ready to join their ranks. But they don't have training camps, nu-uh.
 

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what in the fuck do you need training for then? what you dont know how to flamethrower now, everybody knows how to do that.

what about a circle saw on iron, like bike locks. you know how to run that? because i do, i cut that shit all day, word is in the general direction of up. wards.
 

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what in the fuck do you need training for then? what you dont know how to flamethrower now, everybody knows how to do that.

what about a circle saw on iron, like bike locks. you know how to run that? because i do, i cut that shit all day, word is in the general direction of up. wards.
I need training to free my ukrainian comrades from the claws of mother Russia. Napoleon and Hitler tried and didn't succeeded, that's true. But this don't mean I won't as well.

Circular blades on top of my dog's head. Which happens to be a chihuahua. Cutting through Aquilles heels fo sho.
 

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holy shit. did you know the gravitational interplay between earth and jupiter, most notably, and therefore earths trajectory around the sun, has an enormous influence on our primate brains evolution??

FUCKING JUPITER???? WHAT. we came from the stars bodo. this completely proves c'thugga existence. and the amorphous shoggoths rebellion.
 

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terrorist
ˈtɛrərɪst/
noun
  1. a person who uses terrorism in the pursuit of political aims.
only his aims would make him a terrorist not the fact he killed bare people.
 

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yeah Luke Skywalker is kinda like Abu Hamza, missing hands and what not, also he did use terrorism in the pursuit of political gain, he destroyed the dark side mang!

BTW im the emperor, mates caught me slipping after a rave and made this, check it lol

 

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Felt like a Jedi Knight myself the other day. Have you ever got out the shower then started waving your willy round while making lightsaber sounds. AMAZINGG
 
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