Was Luke Skywalker a terrorist?

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    cause if you think about it.. he was radicalized by old ben kenobi..

    then went on to murder millions of people on the death star!

    if what happened in star wars was real life, Luke would be a terrorist. Han solo would be a terrorist. Chewy was a terrorist. Even Yoda was like the Bin Laden of terrorists because he used to be friends with Emperor Palpatine who would be George Bush... Iraq is Alderaan.. Tarkin Doctrine is the war on terror!

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  2. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Osama bin Skywalker
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    for the last time ivan you illiterate, its not "bin", its "ibn", which means "son of". Osama the son of Ladin. if you freaking knew that you could have found him, you have is fathers name ffs, how hard is it to find a dude name Ladin with a son name Osama, they have a damn phonebook, dont they. or some registry of any kind. then set fire to it, and drive a tank over it. then photoshop it.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Is that right, Carl? You have a "sson" in your surname as well?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yes, i have "son" in my surname. i also have "man", as in "man of oak". i assume you have some basic sort of samba/liberache sequined flamingo shirt/rum and cocania/prostitute arrangement as surname? HARGLE HARGLE
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Actually, my surname came from Ukraine soo.... I'm the son of the shoemaker.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    your a zapata?
     
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  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    and dont try to be ukraine fucking jonathan saffran foyer, think everything is illuminated do you!?!? WELL ITS NOT
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    I'm no zapata and I'm not shiny enough to be considered a star. But fuck it. Ukraine was invaded by Russia (I think Ivan might have a part in this) and no one did nothing to stop them. And I'm here, ready to join their ranks. But they don't have training camps, nu-uh.
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what in the fuck do you need training for then? what you dont know how to flamethrower now, everybody knows how to do that.

    what about a circle saw on iron, like bike locks. you know how to run that? because i do, i cut that shit all day, word is in the general direction of up. wards.
     
  11. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    I need training to free my ukrainian comrades from the claws of mother Russia. Napoleon and Hitler tried and didn't succeeded, that's true. But this don't mean I won't as well.

    Circular blades on top of my dog's head. Which happens to be a chihuahua. Cutting through Aquilles heels fo sho.
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    holy shit. did you know the gravitational interplay between earth and jupiter, most notably, and therefore earths trajectory around the sun, has an enormous influence on our primate brains evolution??

    FUCKING JUPITER???? WHAT. we came from the stars bodo. this completely proves c'thugga existence. and the amorphous shoggoths rebellion.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    terrorist
    ˈtɛrərɪst/
    noun
    1. a person who uses terrorism in the pursuit of political aims.
    only his aims would make him a terrorist not the fact he killed bare people.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    fort they was friends
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    yeah Luke Skywalker is kinda like Abu Hamza, missing hands and what not, also he did use terrorism in the pursuit of political gain, he destroyed the dark side mang!

    BTW im the emperor, mates caught me slipping after a rave and made this, check it lol

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    is endor the ewok planet? kashyyk is fairly bear-ish.
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha aaaaaaaaawwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeah dan!
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    yeah man, endor is the place, film taught me not to trust them ewoks, feisty little cunts!!
     
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    Felt like a Jedi Knight myself the other day. Have you ever got out the shower then started waving your willy round while making lightsaber sounds. AMAZINGG