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Toejam

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I would have shouted "MUM PUT THE FRYING PAN ON!" to make the best out of a bad situation, dont wanna waste good fish
 

Prospekt

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fail and FAT, com'on man!
she's greek actually, this video was making crazy rounds in greece last year when it popped about.!
i think that girl didnt go out of her house for a few months.

HOW CAN SHE SLAM ?!
C'mon man gimme a break I had a few beers earlier. Ye ol' goggles where on. You telling me you're so much of a stallion you'd say no?
 

[Politrix]

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haha both pretty funny, as for the ass jiggler on video 2. i so would!
 

Greg P

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Yeah come on Gordo, you must've had worse?

I love it when people are like "eeew Britney Spears is a skank, no way I do her" (or any other celeb, person on the TV etc) I always think, what so no woman you've had a bit with has been less attractive than Britney... Not even that skanky looking girl who you took home last week after the club hmm?

Think a lot of guys have like 2 sex lives, the one they think they lead and the one they actually do...
 

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real talk greg, i wouldnt have to be drunk or anything to nail britney
 

moriaty

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Yeah come on Gordo, you must've had worse?

I love it when people are like "eeew Britney Spears is a skank, no way I do her" (or any other celeb, person on the TV etc) I always think, what so no woman you've had a bit with has been less attractive than Britney... Not even that skanky looking girl who you took home last week after the club hmm?

Think a lot of guys have like 2 sex lives, the one they think they lead and the one they actually do...
well sorry guys, its all personal preference. you want my case study? that chick has dumb looking face, droopy boobs, and unacceptable love handles to be a stripper.
Now, if i was to go on a date with her, and she would confess that every now and again she likes to melt 4 Kit Kat chunky's together, make a giant Kit Kat bar, and pretend she's a tiny little pixie,
then yeah, id do her...

and fuck Britney Spears, and not in the "ooh, Manoli! thats nice" way.
even if she was the last woman on the planet, id rather chop my knob off and grill it than waste any seed on her.

sorry, call me weird or whatever, but i just cant fuck with a chick just because she's has a nice pair, and makes sure everyone knows too. I need my upper head aroused first before the lower follows.
 
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Prospekt

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I would like to see a portfolio of all the women you've had please Gordo....
 
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