Want to the know the future? Read on...

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  1. jay walker

    jay walker 1/2 of Passive/Aggressive

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    Was linked up to this by my cuz, i promise you wont read anything on this level for a looooong time!

    ''Welcome to FutureTimeline.net. Here you will find a speculative timeline of future history. Part fact and part fiction, the timeline is based on detailed research that includes analysis of current trends, projected long-term environmental changes, known advances in computing such as Moore's Law, the latest scientific advances, and the evolving geopolitical landscape. Where possible, notes and references have been provided to support the predictions. FutureTimeline.net is intended to be an ongoing, collaborative project that is open for discussion - we welcome ideas from scientists, futurists, inventors, writers and anyone else interested in the future of our world.''

    http://www.futuretimeline.net/
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    the future is stupid.
     
  3. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    hmmm, this sounded like it had bare potential... was a bit shonky though :(
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    What is shonky lol?
     
  5. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    like shoddy and wonky... shonky!

    ie, after clanging out a mix, one might exclaim 'well fuck me, that mix was well shonky' ;)
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Excellent :2thumbs:

    I like...

    DJ Hype has a Shonky nose.
     
  7. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    certiainly does...
     
  8. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    2090 ... The USA still lags far behind Europe in terms of atheistic belief, however. It will be another century before America reaches the same level; even longer for certain parts of Asia. Even then, a small percentage of citizens will continue to worship a God (or Gods), well into the next millenium. These people will tend to be those who reject science and technology, or have purposefully chosen to isolate themselves from the rest of the world.

    didn't see anything on there about self lacing shoes, flying skateboards or even flux capacitos!
    still in 2019 i can commercial purchase a bionic eye! well thats something to look forward to!
     
  9. Freek

    Freek Lets get freeeeeeky

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    this is a load of bull. apparently in 2010 we will be able to send a txt just by thinking....
     
  10. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    2020...
     
  11. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    texting by thinking hahaha
    thatd be shit what if u were thinkin how much of a prick someone is and accidently text em it
     
  12. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    got to wait until 2090 for 90% of Europe to be atheist... disappointed.

    If a fully upgraded person of the 2080s were to travel back in time a century earlier and be integrated into the population, they would be superior in practically every way imaginable. They could run faster than the greatest athletes of the time; they could leap and bound tremendous distances; they could survive multiple gunshot wounds; they could cope with some of the most hostile environments on Earth without too much trouble. Intellectually, they would put the likes of Albert Einstein and William Shakespeare to shame – thanks to the hyperfast AI merged directly with their brain.

    holy.. shit..
     
  13. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Listen get the practicals right first. Eat without Shitting. Drink without emptying pocket. Fart without smelling it...in fact being able to tactically telport your fartsmells to someone else's vicinity would be handy.very handy. Nice Fred muckski
     
  14. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    id like one to come back now so i could beat em up an shit in their mouth for being such a smug cunt
     
  15. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    We're all gunna die in 2012 anyway so who gives a fuck.

    WE'RE ALL DOOMED I TELL YA!

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

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