wankers...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by hyperd4eva, Nov 14, 2011.

  1. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Work have blocked me from accessing the forum due to ' alot of time on a certain website '. So cant access the forum unless im on my hours lunch break! work will now become as boring as it bloody should be.


    Blocked it as ' social networking ' aswel, I tried to tell them i do not wish to socialise with you people mearly just look at pictures in the ' all other threads suck thread. So my daytime forum goers... see u on the other side.
     
  2. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Yawn..I thought this thread was about exchanging pictures and dicussing how to wank properly. I am disappoint.







































































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  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    tone dont let them do this to us. i veto this. subvert. sedition. do something.
     
  4. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Poor show from your employer Toni! Just buy one of the big samsungs I'd say.
     
  5. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    proxy proxy proxy
     
  6. Balthazaar

    Balthazaar Member

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  7. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I´d say you´re pretty lucky tho..in Germany spending time on a certain website or telling them what you really do there would lead to a little note left on your desk

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  8. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    followed by hours of strict procedure and processing
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ask if you can pay them money so you can work there, lets say a monthly fee. its how the real world works.
     
  10. Fire starter

    Fire starter Active Member

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    If you have an iPhone or iPod get tapatalk. It's a forum app. It's what I use to browse the forums at work.
     
  11. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

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    HOW CAN I WAFFLES ON THIS?
    IT HAZ NO KEYBORDZ, IT NOT GOT COLOURS ON IT'S SCREEN FFS...
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    1. At dinner time, spike your Mums Pinot Grigio with 3 Valiums, later when she is comatose in bed, sneak into her room commando style on the floor brandishing a pair of slippers.

    2. Place yourself at the side of her bed so you can quickly roll underneath it & become invisible to all.

    3. Once in postion, take said slipper & clap her full on in the mouth with it & assume stealth under the bed position.

    4. Due to the levels of opiates in her bloodstream she will awake with a start, yet almost instantly fall back asleep.

    5. ???

    6. Profit
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    they do have ipods with internets on now, its called xzone or something, somebody on here had one or something. wait a minute i think that was you?

    ---------- Post added at 16:50 ---------- Previous post was at 16:49 ----------

    that was seriously weird andrew.
     
  14. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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  15. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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    it's £1.99?! no way am i spending that ludicrous amount of money on a phone app. what do they take me for
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i know. but if you spend 50 bucks on 1 gram of something i dont see why you couldnt fork out with 2 bucks on what literally is absolutely nothing, i think if you divide 50 on 1 you get something like that. were rolling away in a global construction kit.
     
  17. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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    diminishing returns or some shit, i mean i love the forum but not £1.99 worth of forum
     
  18. Fire starter

    Fire starter Active Member

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    1.99 doesn't effect my pay check too heavily. To be fair i am rather flush at the moment.
     
  19. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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  20. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    if u pay 1.99 does it mean u can post or only lurk!?