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hyperd4eva

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Work have blocked me from accessing the forum due to ' alot of time on a certain website '. So cant access the forum unless im on my hours lunch break! work will now become as boring as it bloody should be.


Blocked it as ' social networking ' aswel, I tried to tell them i do not wish to socialise with you people mearly just look at pictures in the ' all other threads suck thread. So my daytime forum goers... see u on the other side.
 

DeeGun

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I´d say you´re pretty lucky tho..in Germany spending time on a certain website or telling them what you really do there would lead to a little note left on your desk



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logikz

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ask if you can pay them money so you can work there, lets say a monthly fee. its how the real world works.
 

Moskit

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1. At dinner time, spike your Mums Pinot Grigio with 3 Valiums, later when she is comatose in bed, sneak into her room commando style on the floor brandishing a pair of slippers.

2. Place yourself at the side of her bed so you can quickly roll underneath it & become invisible to all.

3. Once in postion, take said slipper & clap her full on in the mouth with it & assume stealth under the bed position.

4. Due to the levels of opiates in her bloodstream she will awake with a start, yet almost instantly fall back asleep.

5. ???

6. Profit
 

logikz

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they do have ipods with internets on now, its called xzone or something, somebody on here had one or something. wait a minute i think that was you?

---------- Post added at 16:50 ---------- Previous post was at 16:49 ----------

that was seriously weird andrew.
 

ScottyEightSix

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1. At dinner time, spike your Mums Pinot Grigio with 3 Valiums, later when she is comatose in bed, sneak into her room commando style on the floor brandishing a pair of slippers.

2. Place yourself at the side of her bed so you can quickly roll underneath it & become invisible to all.

3. Once in postion, take said slipper & clap her full on in the mouth with it & assume stealth under the bed position.

4. Due to the levels of opiates in her bloodstream she will awake with a start, yet almost instantly fall back asleep.

5. ???

6. Profit
:lol:
 

logikz

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i know. but if you spend 50 bucks on 1 gram of something i dont see why you couldnt fork out with 2 bucks on what literally is absolutely nothing, i think if you divide 50 on 1 you get something like that. were rolling away in a global construction kit.
 
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