Waffles Book of Proverbs

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  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Saw this one Facebook today.. made me chuckle... I think we need to get a waffle crew book of proverbs together!!??

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  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    27. You scratch my ass I'll fuck yours
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    its a new record, a technological marvel. i wouldve thought it impossible but they somehow managed to get that sheet totally devoid of wit or wisdom. facebook rule no1 thou shalt abstain from wit. no2 thou must broadcast your dreary ugly barren life and inconsequential inane ignorant sentiments to any and all that have eyes in their head. comedy beyond comedy, its like lion-o and the eye of thunderra filled that out. everyone who uses facebooks is a fag you know that right.
     
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    Too many cocks spoil the broth.
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    15. if a stitch in 9 saves time, then stick my raging pulsating throbbing man cock down ure slobbering throat untill ure eyes water
     
  6. dirty breaks

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    number 69: always drink stale rectum juice when thirsty.
     
  7. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    30. Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day, give a man a fishing rod and he'll probably say "fuck off, bring me more fish"
     
  8. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    No. 31 shut up armed
     
  9. RocksteadyUK

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    When in doubt wank it out
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    im so distracted today i dont know whats going on. im like nine hours behind with work, got six youtube windows open and think i might internet bank a little now.