WAFFLEOFF: Best Fail

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Fortune^, Sep 7, 2009.

  1. Fortune^

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    Whilst a lot of people got upset with the last one. I challenge people to post their top 5 fails. Any contenders thank this post and I will put you in the poll.
     
  2. Dan M

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  3. Fortune^

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    Sir, I am in your debt.
     
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    this being the crowing glory.

    gratz to toejam.
     
  5. Dan M

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    and just to clarify they were jd's last ever posts.
     
  6. Moskit

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    My first few ever posts on the Pregnant Woman that got stabbed in Grimsby & ended up being someone a friend of yours knew Dan, they were pretty failworthy...

    But nothing on that scale.
     
  7. ScottyEightSix

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    All of your posts are failworthy

    but heres a recent one:


     
  8. EWOKS

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    thats definately the worst fail on the forum , the fact he never posted again suggests that he sat and cried
     
  9. Moskit

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    I love you too.

    Dirty Barry has a point though...
     
  10. Dan M

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    but now i know your bordering on the mentally ill it doesnt bother me. s'all love
     
  11. Moskit

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    So i'm allowed extra leaniancy on fail beacuase i'm a couple of cans short...

    I like you Dan.

    I like this rule.

    I like having intercourse with my pet Magpie.
     
  12. 1995ting

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    james may's attempt at flirting, EPIC FAIL

    [youtube]MtE39Mmdln4[/youtube]
     
  13. Joey AdhD

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    this ones lookin meaty, think Dan is runnin away with it tho.
     
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  15. Fortune^

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    Sirus, is there a picture of you in the pictures thread? I imagine you to look like herve villechaize b2b spaceghost for some reason.
     
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    yeah there is somewhere and you have me spot on.

    chubby faced handsome bloke with a love for lycra outfits.
     
  17. *SweetPea*

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    Dan has won this hands down.

    That guy was the biggest fail ever. Noize shat right on him!
     
  18. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    Anybody who gets angry and has a rant automatically fails. Theres far too many to name. Including myself having a drunken rant at Haze, AC, Dan M drunkenly saying he was leaving for good, Rocksteady, Toejam when drunk. So any drunk member in control gets my award for biggest fail.
     
  19. CRoOK

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    that Dj Jd jerk definatly takes it for team fail