i put 2 contact lenses in the same eye by mistake
you would have thought with that kind of lenseseption i could see really far into the future ... but no.
i only saw into today, which is actually yesterday.
unless you're reading this tomorrow then its sunday and you should be having a roast dinner, maybe you have some left over crackers from christmas and you're wearing the yellow and red cracker hat.
you look stupid in that hat.