Waffle Off: Show Your Writing Skills SFW

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  1. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    down to raw tactics, write the most compelling tale of self inflicted awesome time
     
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    get em moskit.
     
  3. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    Your on our team now :p Don't go cheering on the opponents!
     
  4. Fes Rock

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    ....so i told dat bitch, yo go to the store and get me a peach snapple and a pack of dutches, she came back with a raspberry lipton and a pack of phillies, i nearly nutted off 16 Ounces or cold concentrate on the birds cheekbone. To my surprise i woke up and saw the burlap bag was ripped open with the furry of Rocky meets Van Dame meets Steven Segal, and all the goosed out chinchillas got loose before i could make my new set of bed sheets. So i resorted to vulva skin from the vagina of 75 virgins all flying red flags of sympathy.
     
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    ^sig worthy^
     
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    Sirius needs to step up...
     
  7. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    Fes bringin the pressure, who is gonna step up? someone from a different crew needs to knock him down a notch.
     
  8. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    So anyway i will step up and get some points for this one and were soon be downing pints for our freedom, fes, my skills, lets go.... you are white, you are fairly dumb, you do live in a trailer with your mum, I sent the same bitch to the shop for a yorkie, she said no please come back here and pork me, so i stabbed her in the brain with a fork like some pork n said fuck if im gonna kill you im gonna need to set a truck loose your the size of a moose, get back in the hoose and stretch your anus to the size of weymouth you haggered little slag now fuuk gimme a fag... she was happy with the outcome and i sat smoking looking as smug as a bug in a rug
     
  9. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    the preassure has been brought, fes, lock and load.
     
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    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    Haha that was good. Well done. :)
     
  11. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Thank me ; )
     
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    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    Does this thread need a poll, or do we go by the number of thanks?
     
  13. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    this one time i showed dobse the light, i said real rekonize real, he said yea i follow trends. catch me in plaid shorts, flashy nikes, and the occasional nautica tank top. But in real life, he had nothing to say to me, as a man, he fell short, like that of a pet ape. Dudes dunno how to keep things luke warm inside the challenge, dudes just dunno how to keep things geesed up wallows down. keep trying i said to dobse, but dont throw all your jellys in one knapsack if yananwatamean
     
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    not so much (n)
     
  15. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    jus go with thanks, that will do.
     
  16. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    The battle is on for the writing skills, you better get your pen out and start with your will.. cause your dead already its not even got to heavy, so take a deep breath before you speak, its startin to look pretty fuckin weak, so maybe hush your noise and give these points to me, its your turn now so soon we will see :D
     
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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    Fes 2 Dose 3

    i think i am gonna fuck off the losing crew members and jus have a pionts system, its gonna get ridiculous otherwise. cool?
     
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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    laffin den sorted,