Waffle crew Atheists general and the sort

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Toejam, Sep 29, 2010.

  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Im kinda drunk and i had this idea,

    I have tomorrow off work and across my street is a christian reading shop, what that means i dont know fully

    However, i discovered my mp3 player has nice lil microphone in it, and having watched loads of vids on live leak about christianity and the visit of the pope i realised how religion has created such hate,ive chose to be ignorant for so long.

    But questioning something i rate highly, freedom of speech is awesome and i wish to to visit this building ( in a fake research attempt) to question him/her or whoever is there on religion and the whole


    In a nut shell gimme some questions to ask to the guy in this place, gimme a question a name and a location so i can roast him and chat shit to the point he chucks me out

    It'll be recorded for your pleasure

    I'll pretend its for uni or some shit

    Haha this is for the daytime crew
     
  2. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    why didn't god just come down and date mary for a bit, take her to the a few stonings an that, before marrying her, then impregnating her? all this virgin birth stuff makes me feel like it was a horrific rape.

    mary is left with a real tough explanation. joseph certainly didn't deserve that. how do you think they felt?

    no way does he accept the shit he's told. no way? mary has no clue. she could have been gang raped in her sleep by the carpenters guild.

    it's not very considerate is it? goes against a lot of religious teachings, that.

    definitely not fair to leave joseph, as a dad, and he ain't even taped that ass?

    nucker. best check yo self befo yo wreck yo self, amen and sheeeeeiiit.






    also. if i changed my name to 'the meek' can i lay claim to inheriting the earth in a court of law?
     
  3. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    This should be intersting LoL

    My question's.....

    Do u think Mary ever masterbaited ?

    Who is strongest Jesus or Christ ? shorly Satan would fuck them both up.

    before you leave start chanting "jesus is a jew" in a football rant way
     
  4. st420

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    mary masturbated every day. fact
     
  5. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Yeah with cum, how she got preggers init
     
  6. st420

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  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    all your questions are noob. i should have some good ones but im suffering from druggy brain today, i went to the 3d cinema films with 24 beers and some yay. it was pretty cool. we werent even the rowdiest ones, a row of fucking girls above us kept fucking talking back to the screen and all, i nearly bit off my tounge in frustration. but then i raised bare hell for the duration of resident evil 34, rather you than me bitch.
     
  8. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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  9. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Who framed roger rabbit?
     
  10. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    On a serious note, ask him about Adam and Eve.

    If Adam and Eve had children, how did humanity expand from that? Either the children had sexual intercourse with each other, or with their parents.

    Does that mean we're all inbred? Science has proved that reproduction between siblings causes children to be born deformed. So according to the bible, we're all deformed.

    Does the story of Adam and Eve condone incest?

    Ask him if he'd like sex with his sister or brother.

    Then say you've touched your sister while she's slept.
     
  11. Ozmatic

    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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    If God is all powerful, can he create a rock that is so heavy that he can't lift?
    If God is so powerful, could he create a chill so hot he can't eat it?
    Would you say that stoning Homosexuals as it is listed in Jewish Law (in the Bible) is acceptable in this day and age?

    Love dicking around with Language
     
  12. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    At the end, ask him where the nearest synagogue is.
     
  13. Ozmatic

    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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    Deformations due to inbreeding are caused due to inpurity in the gene pool. At the start of time, the gene pool would have been perfectly pure, so inbreeding would have been harmless, however due to the gene pool becoming less and less pure due to inbreeding and other factors, inbreeding can cause deformation and the like.

    Just saying, if that guy in the bookstore has half a brain and you ask that question, he WILL bitchslap you in the face like the little whore you are.
     
  14. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    who planted the first plant?...where did the seed come from??

     
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  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ask what his thoughts are on how historians have concluded that the bible was just a concoction of all the most popular beliefs at the time.
    to beat some other religion in order to gain power.
    when he tells you that isnt true, based on nothing but his own anal secretions, ask him how it can be gods inerrant word when
    the bible has been translated so many times down the line, from hebrew to arameic to japanese and really badly at that,
    that it can hardly be said to even be related to the original writings?
    ask how he thinks he can know what god wants and thinks when we as humans are merely an evolved ape race that
    speak a language primarily designed to inform our ape mates where the ripe fruit is,
    and if he pulls the old 'god created us in his image' out his bag, ask exactly how he thinks he is like god, a creature that creates life and planets and... atoms and whatnot
     
  16. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Ask them what its like to have a zombie for a prophet.
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i hate having all my references from old bible studies, tv and my own thoughts about it. i didnt read up on this shit since like 1994, feel like a pleb.
     
  18. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    So, what you're saying, is by now we'd be deformed?

    Which was my point.
     
  19. Ozmatic

    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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    well, we're only deformed if there is a restriction in the gene pool now, hence why adam and eves childrens children wouldn't have been deformed, whereas your modern redneck is, due to progressive contamination of the gene pool

    We're all probably deformed anyway, we are most certainly all mutants, so positively deformed could be a good stretch
     
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  20. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Or it might be simpler if you took one of these with you...

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