Vinyl Drug Residue

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Reality Check, May 28, 2010.

  1. Reality Check

    Reality Check Purveyor of fine antiques

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    Just sorting out my old records that I'm flogging and there is a record with a pill embedded into it, like it has got wet, smeared on like sludge and now it's set rock hard.
    Do I
    A: Lick it up for a bit of a buzz
    B: Send it whoever buys the records
    C: Wipe it off, sensibly
    D: None of the above
     
  2. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    All of the above.
    plue e:

    writhe around naked rubbing the vinyl on your bare buttocks whilst whistling the tune of Dad's army.
     
  3. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    I would try to salvage the precious drugs.......... Yes, Preeeeeciousssssss.
     
  4. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    if its an old bean, chances are it might actually have some mdma in it.... save it for when u go to a rave and bosh it in a drink
     
  5. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    I'd give you a fiver for it

    Same thing happened to me recently, I dug out an old record, wondered why it was skipping and there was a little bud stuck in the groove :D
     
  6. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I wouldn't take it. That shit's got an expiry date and in some cases can become poisonous, but it's bank holiday weekend so, GO FOR THE GOLD!
     
  7. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    get ya salt and ya vinega , side order of mayo, a meal fit for a tramp.
     
  8. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    i've still got some orange base embedded in my national insurance card. it still tasted of speed 3 years after getting stuck there. must be 7 years old now. i might have a taste later and report back.
     
  9. d.o.b

    d.o.b I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    save it for some good party,real clean mdma pillz are harder to get than ICQ number of loch ness monster.I didnt had any mdma for more than one and half year... becose theres none in my country,new fucked up safrol laws in netherland.
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Freud would say you put the most appealing option 1st for a reason. ;)
     
  11. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Lucky vinly

    ---------- Post added at 12:41 ---------- Previous post was at 12:33 ----------

    Seriously i'd eat it though, I found an old pill and some speed in a tin ages ago, must have been there a good year or so, naturally I had it, I swear its potency had increased, or i had become a lightweight