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ApeCat

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Strongly voised opinion I don't really feel that passionate about, but I make it out like it's the most important thing in the world.
 
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Strongly voised opinion I don't really feel that passionate about, but I make it out like it's the most important thing in the world.
Comeback based on selected statistic's that strengthen my argument and a quote taken out of context from a reputable source.
 
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#9
Juvenile rebuttal questioning your mental health and / or sexuality.
I call your mother an underpaid sex worker and say that you should have been ejaculated into a tissue and unceremoniously flushed down the lavatory.

I private message you sexually explicit pictures of homosexual albino dwarves.

*insert Meme here declaring the thread creator to be a homosexual*

(Meme acts as a distraction from argument)

meme proves popular with fellow forum users.

They thank me for my 'useful' post.

I declare myself to be king of 'internets' for all of eternity.

I feel that my Google image search skills justify this claim.

I now feel an immense amount of self-satisfaction.

I am Moskit.
 
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I call your mother an underpaid sex worker and say that you should have been ejaculated into a tissue and unceremoniously flushed down the lavatory.

I private message you sexually explicit pictures of homosexual albino dwarves.

*insert Meme here declaring the thread creator to be a homosexual*

(Meme acts as a distraction from argument)

meme proves popular with fellow forum users.

They thank me for my 'useful' post.

I declare myself to be king of 'internets' for all of eternity.

I feel that my Google image search skills justify this claim.

I now feel an immense amount of self-satisfaction.

I am Moskit.
Did I just read ''I wanna test that'' in between the lines?



Btw, next stop...TV ad, gotta get that shit to the masses.
 

Moskit

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A 1/2 page of sarcastic, pseudo-ironic/intellectual replies casting assumptions on personality, aspirations & general demeanour, does not a Moskit make...
 
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logikz

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#12
completely unrelated anecdote involving nausea, self harm, spiders, popular culture references, with a completely flat ending, and reads like its been written by a drunk six year old.
 

Hombre-J

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There are hot Russian women looking for you in your area. Studies show that Russian women are more attracted to western men/
Get FUCKING RIPPED in 4 weeks/
Stay at home mum gets £387 an hour online, and has found a cure for yellow teeth/
All of the above

Follow my linky! www.lemonparty.org
 
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