verily i could do with bedding a wench

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    on the bear furs by the roaring fire at my homestead in the fjords
     
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    me 2 just replace on bear fours by a roaring fire at my homestead at the fjords with on all fours by a vide camera at ma hoose in the wemyss
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    and by that, is it not so, that you mean 'do smack and stagger about the stables'
     
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    yeah but dont judge its obviously to be expected of my type
     
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    I've always wanted to do one of those Fjord Cruises, whilst drinking mulled wine & eating some grilled endangered bear or something.

    Then I realised, I hate Scandinavean people.
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    Bear Grilles
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    AEHJAEHEAHAHEEAHEAHAHEEAHEAH
     
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    Black Swedish people are odd.

    They are black. But talk like Abba.

    Creepy
     
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    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    a bit of raping and pillaging would do me well, i wage. every comely wench who come within snaring distance gives me a youthlings rush of enthusiasm today.
     
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    Finland has a high suicide rate right?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    highest in the world i understand? that statistic is rather misleading, aint but 40 people live in finland, if three of those die of course the statistic will be high. apparently they just got an airplane to come there, the finns thought it was an amusement park and sold out the airport for tickets.
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    fixed.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    YOU DARE ABBA??
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    I accidently half of Sweeden.

    Sorry.
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    sometimes my lust is fueled such that i would thrust my loins towards the slackest of street cunny. i would lie with a beast women with nay mind for regret. alas fate deals me misfortune when this grade of trim doth pursue my aquaintance to depths beyond that which satisfies my fleeting moment of carefree saucy frollicks.

    darn harlots.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HEAR HEAR BROTHER! the turkish merchant overcharged me this morn. if I were not so tired, I would shake the brainless cur till his rotten teeth rattled and burn his stall down for such discourtesy