Verbal Jousting.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Borf™, Oct 1, 2009.

  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Bring the good heathens.

    Moskit is the bacterial build up in Paula Radclife's shit stained toe scented trainers.
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Fortne is the jewel of sweat that drips from a penquin's scrotum and lands upon the sordid tongue of a heatless rapist.
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Gloxxy is that feeling of guilt you get when you push it too far up a 7 year old's vigin, drawing blood.
     
  4. safety

    safety double safety

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    brofski is a hybrid of wanting to but knowing you shouldn't and just sheer raping the shit out of a little old granny
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Safery is the epitome of a fungal infection in a homeless man's skagged shaft.
     
  6. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    I work in a high school Brof. They are at least teenagers!
     
  7. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Brofski always has to pause for a second before disregarding the "Gents" sign and going into the toilets.
     
  8. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    brofski is the blood stained rag that wiped the pile hanging out of the post birth shit pipe
     
  9. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    GZero contains his emotions twards my stench of awesome
     
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    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Fes is the burnt out emotional husk that you'd expect after generations of inbreeding and years of twice daily unlubricated anal buggery.
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    The underside of Brofs foreskin smells of dead jews, anaerobic exercices & a sense of discontentment.
     
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    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Rob makes love like his sig, except he NEVER MISSES.
     
  13. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Brofski is the aborted lovechild of ed gein and dolly the sheep
     
  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    My Aunt Jemima's Cervix does exactly what it says on the tin.
     
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    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    moskit is a 2nd round soggy biscuit
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    robs gurn make children nightmares on the real doe
     
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    safety double safety

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    brof takes pleasure in his anal retention. to him it represents his total self righteousness
     
  18. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    fes was the result of a 'pink socking' that went horribly wrong
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    safety fucks mad bitches
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Robs entire existance was mistakenly finger fucked to death, by Mr Muscle Sink & Plughole Unblocker.