Valentines....

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  1. RocksteadyUK

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    Waste of money or an excuse to get a blowjob from the misses!? :first_dat


    You guys got any plans!?... im cheesing it out and taking my mrs to a over priced snobby restaurant.. should be fun.. kinda looking forward to a tasty munch down now..
     
  2. richie_stix

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    Cry wanking home alone probably
     
  3. logikz

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    got that right chief and therefore im quite offended as to the nature of this thread tbh. going to report it to the mods, really, really poor taste.
     
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    cry wank for sure. first one single in 4 years!
     
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    5th anniversary of bunnin dem trees so....



















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    ...stoned.
     
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    you and me both then old man. or why not crack on so as not to break tradition, take yourself out to a nice restaurant, give yourself sexy purple lingerie, get lots of pink champagne and some yay, light candles and incense when you get back home and cry wank alone then hose hooked up to the exhaust pipe of the car and wait for the sweet release of death.
     
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  9. dirty breaks

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    if you need an excuse to get a blow job then you are with the wrong woman. aikido the fuck up and get her in check, crate of Stella fueled backhand to the chops b2b burning her parents house down. that should keep her quiet and in the kitchen. and you lose man points for doing girly shit like fancy poof restaurants. have her mud wrestle whilst you do a barbeque instead. cocaine is vital for the barbeque, always vital.
     
  10. logikz

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    you seem different somehow after i read that post. wiser, most definitely wiser. suave almost.
     
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    Porn shit loads of porn, every fucking kind. Be wearing a bow tie of course.
     
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    you always knew how to treat yourself. should take a leaf from you and try to focus on number one.
     
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    Probably just wank in the shower and try to hold back my laughter when the lesbians wonder out loud what keeps clogging up the shower drain.
     
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    Ive been with Marry for about a year now and the thing is i dont normally take her out because i dont like the stares i get because of her beauty. I tend to prefer to stay in watch a movie and order take out or something along them lines. She is a good woman, she's always there for me, she dont nag, she dont tell me what to do and she never answers back. She pritty much dont want for anything and she gives great head so i think it's safe to say she is the one.

    Im planning on taking her for a meal at a fancy resturant in town then cinima, after that im hopeing we go home and put the candles on or tho i do worry sometimes because we have had some accidents with them before but thats another story lol

    She would probably kill me if she knew i was sharing this pic with you, nsfw







































































































    Marry

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    i envy you. shes gorgeous. bet you make a great couple.
     
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    Thank you, we make everyone jealous in our town people are always staring with envy


    im so happy x
     
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    she appears to have a green fhungal infection
     
  19. Salvus

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    I might rock up at the local student valentines night.

    You may laugh, but last time I had a huge selection of females to mate with! Took some tidy little number home.

    Not really a valentines man. But you cant say no to easy meat.

    EDIT: I have just this moment been asked if I want to go ice skating with some bird that's on my case. My plans have been scarpered...
     
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    im well into this gal so im gna send a bunch of flowers to her house

    settin it up for when i take her to cable for shogun audio on the 18th

    romantic one i am