valentines in finland

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    did you know they call it 'the friend day' in finland? because they are rather wooden, not the most emotive people in the world. they barely speak, and if they do, three words can convey everything you need to say to that person for the coming month. theyre like ents, arent they. so to say 'i love you' is out of the question, and the commercial jippo of valentines would be dead as a concept unless they pulled back on the lovey dovey stuff, so 'friend day' it is. which from what i understand is largely a facebook event anyway. did you know they dont even have a word for 'please' in their language? so dont be too offended if you get rather demanding emails from finland, its not their fault. aint but 40 people live in finland neither, and they just discovered airplanes, from what i hear. finland reprezent doe, they got all that good stuff. behexen, beherit, hoorna, sargeist, satanic warmaster, etc. and fanu! they got fanu, dont they. hes good hey. and our very own elzerk too. happy valentines!
     
  2. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    happy valentines day, karl
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  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    awwwww happy valentines big guy. darn that looks tastey. speaking of which, did you keep up with epic meal time, because i went off it after a few episodes. too gluttonous. misuse of food. in bad taste, even if they are pretty funny.
     
  4. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    nah i havent watched that in MONTHS! how do you like your bacon?
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    grilled? what kind of philistine are you?? do you not own a frying pan?
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    you crazy? tastes much better grilled. better to make it crispy
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    no no no, what you need to do is fry it at low heat and spice it with grill spice or curry. if you really want rid of the fat you can run it in the oven, on a grating, which also reduces the smell, the whole house smell like bacon after frying up a batch, its insane. thats one part where the muslam got it right, at least they dont have to deal with that. never did put it on the grill though, might be a thought for the summer. save up some dosh and come down, this summer, danwells old boy, we will barbecue on my roof terrass, drink strong drink and discuss other things. luxuriously, frivolously and dangerously.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :lol:
     
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    This thread is now about superior bacon preparation methods:

     
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    Make bacon healtiher, ffs, candy bacon, no! wrongness personified!

    Bacon on its own is already superior!!!!
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    thread about wooden imo.

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  14. Moskit

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    Hey what does this thread do?

    I took the mrs out to some live version of strictly come dancing last night, obviously i needed to fill a couple of hip flasks and ensure a full wallet of super yay was about my person to try and preturb the homoerotic aural and visual cancerfest i was going to endure...

    Turns out you don't have to have a vagina or be a gayer to enjoy these things, turns out the band were frickin amazing.

    Also turns out that the ballroom dancing fraternity frown upon rewinds and anybody requesting them in a shouty rodigan kinda fashion.

    Anyways i got to savagely spear the wife in many degrading ways, all involving my finger constantly up her big black bottom and finish on her grill.

    So all in all it went swimmingly.
     
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  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    good work andrew old boy, shouty rodigan fashion and skied on rocket fuel at the ballroom, you set the standard, you really do.
     
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    Yes I know I'm a tad late on this one you dirty wanka'. How could you say that you know here in Finland we are highly respectable and we are fucking MASSIVE in numbers you have nothing for us you pedophiles! LOL definetely gonna rape you you little british faget. : DD


    EDIT: You bacony bugeh Icant rape