Valentines Day - The Perfect Gift

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by ONSLAUGHT88, Feb 10, 2011.

  1. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    Or they could make you a delicious sandwich with it
     
  3. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    Yeah man so long as it hasnt been up her twat il eat it, maybe salad cream too
     
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    Fixed
     
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    Fuck sainsburys.
     
  6. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    Booya, i knew that would happen, left it a bit open haha
     
  7. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    You strike me as a lidl type










    :teeth:
     
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    don't diss lidl man, they do some very tasty food! and its cheap as fuck!! i rememeber the days of the seafood pizza.. nom nom
     
  9. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    Nah man im only messing with the sterotype brush

    Its fun ;)

    But Seafood pizza...yuk lol
     
  10. Jwood27

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    i ate a seafood pizza in hungary once, a country that doesn't get much more landlocked.
    needless to say i was shitting through the eye of a needle for the next two days
     
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    haha, enjoy your kebabs n mcdonalds then, you boys are missing out on some great food!
     
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    pizza is my favourite but i just think it shouldnt be mixed with the delights of the sea :)
     
  13. SIRUS

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    rohypnol.
    a japanese kamikazi pilot uniform.
    6 bottles of sake.
    a glue gun.
    a gypsy called melvin.
    two rolls of duck tape.
    an oversized iguana to exhibit menace.
    a velvet cushion in the shape of a wild donkey.
    3 lengths of rope.
    an 8mm black and white camera.
    3 plasters.
    and a bucket of oysters.
     
  14. Gumby

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    i have a velvet cushion in the shape of a regular donkey. will that do?
     
  15. chanty

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    for £20 get down m&s and get the valentines meal for two. made my misses cum in her pants last year. cant afford that this year already taking her on a spa day, were moving out together this weekend. fingers crossed ppl.

    p.s we officially move in on valentines day. awwwwwww :L:L
     
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    thats nice that you're moving out together :) its no coincidence that its happening on valentines day though man... she has got you by the balls.
     
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    sounds like a recipe for disaster to me chanty, moving out on valentines day? is your new abode pre-furnished? or is it a romantic picnic on the living room floor surrounded by most of your wordly belongings.
    If you want my opinion teach her a lesson and torch your new place, ignite the passion and show her your burning desire to move in with her. Then call her stupid for wanting candles.
     
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    If you don't know the difference between a Cock and a Cucumber...

    You're a Cunt.
     
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    Off to Dam for Valentines this year, laters.
     
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    If she's the type of bird that loves lizzie duke, get some jewellery - cant go wrong.
     
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