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Ukraine's presidential election season took an interesting turn over the weekend, as Darth Vader declared his candidacy for the nation's highest office, promising that he knows what it takes to rebuild an empire.

"I alone can make an empire out of a republic to restore former glory, to return lost territories and pride for this country," said Vader, according to Agence France-Presse.

Vader (or, at least, someone wearing a costume of the Star Wars character) has filed paperwork with the Central Elections Commission to make his candidacy official for Ukraine's presidential election, slated for May 25.

As he announced his run Saturday, Vader was flanked by the Royal Guard; as is often the case, several Imperial Stormtroopers were also nearby as the Sith Lord spoke, wearing his trademark black helmet and cape. And in a sign that he might be more skilled in coalition-building than has been recognized, Vader's news conference included another Star Wars character: his frequent enemy, Chewbacca.
 

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this is pointless. they will just let the wookieee win.
Droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. FYI Wookieees are known to do that.
 

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well, it is true chewie was prone to conflict in his younger years (before he hit 100) back at kashyyk, however his english still needs alot of work, in fact, for a wookiee to speak english requires a rare speech impediment that so far only one of them has. so the arm pulling remains his strongest argument really.
 
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