Vader

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  1. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    [​IMG]Ukraine's presidential election season took an interesting turn over the weekend, as Darth Vader declared his candidacy for the nation's highest office, promising that he knows what it takes to rebuild an empire.

    "I alone can make an empire out of a republic to restore former glory, to return lost territories and pride for this country," said Vader, according to Agence France-Presse.

    Vader (or, at least, someone wearing a costume of the Star Wars character) has filed paperwork with the Central Elections Commission to make his candidacy official for Ukraine's presidential election, slated for May 25.

    As he announced his run Saturday, Vader was flanked by the Royal Guard; as is often the case, several Imperial Stormtroopers were also nearby as the Sith Lord spoke, wearing his trademark black helmet and cape. And in a sign that he might be more skilled in coalition-building than has been recognized, Vader's news conference included another Star Wars character: his frequent enemy, Chewbacca.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    [video=youtube_share;5252dbsxUmc]http://youtu.be/5252dbsxUmc[/video]
     
  3. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Lol... How could a wookie be allied with a sith lord? This is nonsense!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    its spelled wookiee and and he is clearly there to foil vaders plans. ffs man.
     
  5. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    this is pointless. they will just let the wookieee win.
    Droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. FYI Wookieees are known to do that.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    well, it is true chewie was prone to conflict in his younger years (before he hit 100) back at kashyyk, however his english still needs alot of work, in fact, for a wookiee to speak english requires a rare speech impediment that so far only one of them has. so the arm pulling remains his strongest argument really.
     
  7. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    I'm sure I made a statement somewhere here, sying that I've NEVER EVER watched any Star Wars movie. Could you forgive my ignorance, my lord?
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    there is a whole condition used in the medical field to describe people with this impurity.

    its called Functional Anagogic Grievance.

    or FAG for short.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    And how do you cure that condition?
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    watch the first 3 movies on vhs wearing late 70's early 80's apparel.
     
  11. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Will do. And also cut my hair on the best 70's/80's style. And grow a moustache.

    :ron:
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    and i am force choking you as we speak
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    why is darth vader not wearing his boots??

    bit kinky.