UNNOFFICIAL DNB FORUM George Michael in Prison thread

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Sep 15, 2010.

  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    NEWSFLASH : George Micahel has been found in his cell with a choclate bar up his arse. Prison officials say it was an accident, only a careless wispa
     
  2. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Q. What's white and sticky and found on a cell block wall?
    A. George Michael's latest release
     
  3. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    George Michael settled well in prison. hes already writen a song about his skinhead cellmate. It will be his new single called "Hairless Fister"
     
  4. bobbgee

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    What do the Chilean miners and George Michael have in common???

    They will both be out after 8 weeks of heavy drilling!
     
  5. rob_del_terror

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    So they’ve sent George Michael to prison. Isn’t that like sentencing Vanessa Feltz to 8 weeks in a chocolate factory?

    ---------- Post added 16-09-2010 at 00:04 ---------- Previous post was 15-09-2010 at 23:56 ----------

    George Michael has been forced to give hand jobs to his fellow in-mates before having to make hot chocolate for them. He is currently working on a new single about his time inside called 'Wank me off before your cocoa'
     
  6. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    love that vanessa feltz one