unfortunate happenings at festivals

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  1. SpeaknoEvyl

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    [video=youtube_share;r5wA-rnlplk]http://youtu.be/r5wA-rnlplk[/video]

    Man slides into girls piss at v fest on the weekend - Bad Times
     
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    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    richie_stix gomby plz

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    oops - haven't been on here in a while - funny shit though
     
  5. dirty breaks

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    this is the 5th time its been posted. repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a post
     
  6. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    it sure is... about 3 threads popped up with it in yesterday
     
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    hahahaha! fuppin funny though! ]


    like what i dont get... is why she is pissing... and why did he slide into it... surely he saw her pissing... i mean... she wasnt hiding it or anything.

    he loved it really.

    plus.... he done it the wrong way round... hahahahaha.
     
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    he perfectly calculated the speed and distance needed to ensure he landed directly under her piss stream.... all kinds of wrong
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    EXACTLY!
     
  11. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    again with the pissing and the shitting and the sliding, gliwing
     
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    Funniest festival unfortunate I've seen was at Reading. There's a bridge going over one of the rivers in the campsite and people had lined up, 2 lines facing each other, before the bridge with their arms meeting at the top like a tunnel. The people at the front are saying 'Don't go through the tunnel!' but there's always one kid who goes through anyway with a fat grin on his chevy, shouting to his mates and feeling famous. Jokes on him though when the people towards the end of the tunnel move to be just in front of the river and the tunnel forces him out the end straight into it.

    Cruel, but very, very funny.
     
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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
    Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...

    What the hell does 'ternative' mean?
     
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    d-low I know you got soul

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    hope hes alright, fucking hate knife crime
     
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    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    my friend got DRUNK once and ended up with a nipple ring. then got chucked out the gates post riot.
     
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    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    fuckinggggggggg hellllllll

    did he live?
     
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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
    Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...

    What the hell does 'ternative' mean?
     
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