Unexplainable

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Fortune^, Aug 6, 2009.

  1. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    As the waffle has been slow of late...

    Anyone care to offer any explainations for this picture? Me and my house mates have had some good ideas. Keen to see who can come up with the most reasonable explaination.
     
  2. Yorkshire Tony

    Yorkshire Tony Active Member

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    'Dont worry mum, i jumped down and saved your sewing machine from the sinking bus' ??
     
  3. emy

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    Makes sense to me, the van has just crashed so some police are standing around having a chat, and at this moment a man is on his way to a wedding to mend the ladies wedding dress which has ripped. Two entirely seperate incidents
     
  4. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    most reasonable explanation...

    Someone owns photoshop!
     
  5. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Yes but how could the van crash if it's in the river backwards?
     
  6. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    So it's prom night.

    You're in the geek squad.

    You've got a date, so all your nerd buddies are creaming because you're "Gonna get laid dude." But you tell them you're worried about the size of your penis. So one says it'll be fine, which fills you with confidence. So you say "It might be as small as a needle, but it goes like a sweing machine"

    Being nerd, you think OMG that's the collest thing that's ever been said. So you have a picture taken with one.

    That blokes in the van thing in the background overheard this convo and laughed so hard that they ended up going offroad.
     
  7. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    the van isint from the original pic...

    look how bright and green the patch of grass is infront of the van...plus the focuses/shadows are all over the place.
     
  8. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    This is true but it looks like late evening and that grass infront of the van is completely different to regular grass.
     
  9. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    "School geek sew's sewing machine to hand. Hilarity ensues"
     
  10. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i actually know the reason for this.... cough.
    his name is richard malkini the 5th.
    it was his brothers wedding day!
    the brides dress needed some emergency alterations.
    the night before they ordered a sewing machine to turn up early on the day of the wedding courtsey of dhl.
    the delivery driver turned up with the sweing machine demanding cash on delivery for the service.
    richard had left his wallet in his other suit and became furious at the driver, giving him a nipple punch and possibly rubbed poo in his face.
    with the dhl man out of action he stole the package from the van and let the handbrake go, he and his sewing machine pushed the truck into the river out of anger!
    the police very kindly allowed the wedding to continue before arresting richard. hence why they are standing around waiting!
    i cant explain his haircut tho!
     
  11. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    No no no thats all wrong...

    The man in the picture has a machine for a hand, the hand has super powers as its a machine (should have known that)... So at the time the picture was to be taken the bus was driving up behind him which kinda pissed him off some what and also made him paranoid people would laugh about the state of his weird hand so with the force of the mechanical hand and the thought of ''I'll show you'' the young man had swung for the bus knocking it down the side of the river, the bus was then sewn to the floor by himself, the coppers in the back ground are waiting for back up you can see it, its all in his eyes, look, he's shown them for sure....
     
  12. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    22year old pheasant parks van on a dodgy road
     
  13. Lucidproduction

    Lucidproduction i aint fraid of no ghosts

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    i think ul find this is the under rated super hero tuxedo tim and his side kick sewy the sico

    the UPS man had been on a mission to deliver a package of donuts to ground zero police force, only for his ship to get stuck in quick sand upon arrival....

    tim and sewy managed to save his fat ass from one side of the van whilst the other side became slowly emeregd in the ground.

    the police force recieved their delivery of donuts thanks to the quick thinking of this likely chap and this inanimate threading object
     
  14. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    done
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I hate the Police.
     
  16. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    yea that bish crashed the van, but i still got my package (a sewing matcheen mang)
     
  17. Bruv_T

    Bruv_T I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    the trees on the left have leaves on them, the trees on the right dont, cant be the same pic